open letter #24
Dear Crazy Druggie Biotch,
It is your own damn fault that you had, and I quote, "A Pile of Pills" and your dog ate some of them. You don't even know what it is that she ate, but you think it was vicodin. Please stop sitting in my lobby fake crying to people to give you money because you had to bring your dog in and make it vomit. Also, lying about calling poison control... not a great idea. We make you call them anyway. We need a case number. Please stop being rude to me and die in a fire.
Thank you,
the BSide overnight CSR
Dear girl who brought in that orange kitten earlier....
You are unfit to have ever been a pet owner. You had that kitten for, supposedly, three days and it's dead now. Do you know WHY it's dead? Because you "didn't have money to buy food for it" and so you fed it two bits off a hot dog and some creamed corn. It terrifies me that you have a child. It is considered rude to not get off of your cell phone when the vet comes in to tell you that your cat is dead. It is also rude to not get off your cell phone when the technician does the initial triage. It is also rude to not get off your cell phone when you want to tell us you want to have the cat cremated, but.. big suprise.. you don't have any money. I think it's horrible that you have a nicer cell phone than me, a purse that cost at least 500$ and you couldn't afford to buy your kitten some food.
You are an unfit pet owner, and should probably have your children taken away from you.
No love. Not ever.
The B Side Overnight CSR
It is your own damn fault that you had, and I quote, "A Pile of Pills" and your dog ate some of them. You don't even know what it is that she ate, but you think it was vicodin. Please stop sitting in my lobby fake crying to people to give you money because you had to bring your dog in and make it vomit. Also, lying about calling poison control... not a great idea. We make you call them anyway. We need a case number. Please stop being rude to me and die in a fire.
Thank you,
the BSide overnight CSR
Dear girl who brought in that orange kitten earlier....
You are unfit to have ever been a pet owner. You had that kitten for, supposedly, three days and it's dead now. Do you know WHY it's dead? Because you "didn't have money to buy food for it" and so you fed it two bits off a hot dog and some creamed corn. It terrifies me that you have a child. It is considered rude to not get off of your cell phone when the vet comes in to tell you that your cat is dead. It is also rude to not get off your cell phone when the technician does the initial triage. It is also rude to not get off your cell phone when you want to tell us you want to have the cat cremated, but.. big suprise.. you don't have any money. I think it's horrible that you have a nicer cell phone than me, a purse that cost at least 500$ and you couldn't afford to buy your kitten some food.
You are an unfit pet owner, and should probably have your children taken away from you.
No love. Not ever.
The B Side Overnight CSR