Drabbles: 14 of them.
The mods at spnwriterlounge put together the Writer's Lounge Fic Olypics a couple weeks back, five teams with five members each, and, although, this isn't the first event (that comes out Wednesday Aug.26) these are my offerings from the first mini games that ran for 24 hours between Thursday Aug.20 - Friday Aug.21.
All my drabbles centre on Jared/Jensen since I'm on Team RPS and the ratings run from G - R.
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Title: Besmirching Innocent Fruit
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jared never really thought about how certain fruit and vegetables were phallic, until now.
Prompt: Bananas
Jared had heard all the crude jokes about certain fruits and vegetables when he had been a teenager. Really, who hadn’t heard them all at least once? Would chuckle to ensure he wasn’t the weird kid, even though he never really thought they were that funny.
But watching Jensen search through the pile of shit on his desk with both hands while holding his half eaten banana in his mouth, cheeks hollowed with the suction to ensure he didn’t drop it. He knew he’d never be able to look at a bunch of bananas as an innocent fruit ever again.
Title: Damn Christian and Damn Jared Too
Characters/Pairing" Jared/Jensen, mention of Chris Kane
Rating: PG
Summary: Jensen doesn't do pet names but Christian thinks they're cute or his evil. Either way Jensen's gonna kill him.
Prompt: Pooky
“Pooky.”
Jensen clenched his teeth and narrowed his eyes.
There was no way in hell he was going to answer. He wasn’t a girl and didn’t need pet names. Jared should appreciate the fact that he let him call him Jen without smacking the back of his head.
“Pooky?”
He was going to kill Christian for this and his twisted sense of humor making him think that this was a great joke.
“Pooky where are you?” Jared’s voice was light, teasing and full of barely suppressed laughter.
And then, he was going to kill Jared for going along with it.
Title: Don't Care
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Jared's been pushing, Jensen pushing back, just not when Jared thought he would, at a fan convention.
Prompt: Dimly
This drabble didn't actually make it into the mini game, I ran out of time before I could post it.
Jared’s only dimly aware of where he is. Is only vaguely concerned that they are on stage at a con. Can barely hear the screaming that must seem very loud to everyone else.
Because all his teasing and thinly veiled innuendos seemed to finally paid off. It seems he’s finally pushed Jensen just too far if the way he’s kissing him is anything to go by.
Somewhere in the back of his head, he knows they’ve just opened a can of worms that will never be closed again but as Jensen’s tongue curls around his, he really just doesn’t care.
Title: Everyone But Jared
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Jensen has to be everything for everyone but Jared.
Prompt: Fights
He fights everyday to be the person he’s expected to be.
For his parents, he’s the good son, believes in God and doesn’t get caught doing something that would embarrass them, or at least, tries not to.
For his fans, he’s the actor that gives his all and recognizes that without them, he would be nothing.
For his friends, he’s a shoulder to lean on, a counselor, a confidant, the go to guy.
But with Jared there is no fighting to be anyone other than himself.
And for that, that little bit of peace, Jensen will love him forever more.
Title: House to Home
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Jared's never really thought about what it takes to make his house a home.
Prompt: Jangles
It didn’t happen when he opened his eyes that morning and his first waking thought was Jensen’s coming back from Dallas today.
Neither when he kept from bouncing around like a lovesick idiot throughout the day by cleaning the place from top to bottom.
Not even when he heard a car in the drive even if his heart rate picked up speed.
Nor was it when Harley and Sadie made a break for the door, excited barking and tails wagging violently.
It happens when Jensen’s key jangles as he works the lock that this place goes from house to home.
Title: Jared's A Kid but I Am Too
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Summary: Halloween brings the kid out in Jensen
Prompt: Pumkins
He knew Jared was a big kid at heart, everyone knew that.
What very few knew was that he was too. At least, where Halloween was concerned.
It wasn’t the candy and he was too old for trick or treating. But he liked the decorations. Or more to the point, he loved to decorate the outside of the house for the kids that came. Liked being the house on the block that went all out.
But looking at the dozen or so pumpkins that Jared had brought home to make into Jack-O-Lanterns he conceded that he wasn’t the only one.
Title: Love Kills
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Jensen knows all about love but the happy ending.
Prompt: Love
Love was many things, hard, painful, the best thing to ever happen, heart breaking, enjoyable, the bane of existence, everything and nothing, all rolled into one.
It was also the thing that Jensen was sure was going to kill him because he had been stupid enough to fall in love with his best friend. His very straight, engaged to a woman, best friend.
When Jared suddenly wasn’t engaged, well, he was still straight.
Only appearances could be deceiving.
Jared wasn’t so straight after all.
As it turned out, love wasn’t going to be the death of Jensen but his salvation.
Title: Not Angry, Not Anymore
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen, mention of Misha
Rating: PG
Summary: Jensen doesn't Like to share so it's probably a good thing he doesn't have to.
Prompt: Angry
“Why do you look like the cat that swallowed the canary?”
Jensen shrugged and snapped his cell shut.
He couldn’t tell Jared that inside he was doing a childish victory dance because Misha wouldn’t be joining them on stage at the Vancouver con. Couldn’t tell him how ecstatic he was that there would be no chance of repeating the scene from the Australian con.
He didn’t have to worry about getting that blindingly angry again. Wouldn’t worry about maybe losing his composure and hitting Misha in front of dozens of video and digital cameras.
Like he almost had.
"Just happy."
Title: Not the Devil Regardless of the Horns
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The first time he met Jared, Jensen had a hint that he might have a bit of the devil in him. Turns out he's wrong.
Prompt: Horns
His first impression of Jared, with tufts of his hair standing up like a couple of horns, was that he had to have a little bit of the devil in him. Which probably wasn’t going to bode well for Jensen, who preferred the quiet life.
As it turned out, Jared was more of Ferdinand the bull, all gentle persuasion, then devil.
First he bulled his way into Jensen’s life, then in Jensen’s personal space and then finally Jensen’s heart.
But feeling Jared’s chest rise in fall against his back as they settled into sleep he was glad that he was.
Title: Pushing Buttons
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen, mention of Misha
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jensen's got buttons that Jared can't help but push.
Prompt: Revenge
Jared knows what Jensen’s like. Knows that as much as he denies it, that he’s a possessive bastard who does not like to share.
It was the mitigating factor as to why he let Misha bend him over at the Australian con just to sign his shirt.
Because he enjoys it when Jensen takes his revenge out on Jared’s body. Likes being stretched out beneath him while he nips a little harder than normal, holds him a little tighter. Reminds him just who he belongs to.
Not that he’ll ever admit it.
They can both live happily in their denial.
Title: Sometimes Being Offensive Is Worth It.
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes annoying the closed minded is more than worth it.
Prompt: Offend
They both know how some people feel. Know that if word got out that they were together, like this, entwined limbs and naked skin, there’d be hell to pay.
But people closest to them, friends and family, don’t care. In fact, there’s been teasing about the intensity of their love.
And the majority of fans would stand behind them should the truth ever come out.
So if there are a select few that they would offend because they are men that love each other, it’s not that big of a deal.
Better to be in love together then bitter apart.
Title: The Unreliability of Four-Year Olds
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Josh Ackles, OFC
Rating: G
Summary: Never make deals with four-year olds.
Prompt: Tattle
“Daddy, Uncle Jensen let me have candy just before bed last night!”
Jensen shut his eyes and sighed. He couldn’t believe she would tattle like this, especially since he had made her promise that it would be their little secret.
“Told you she’d tell.”
He shot a glare at Jared just as there was a tug on the bottom of his t-shirt.
“Daddy wants to talk to you. He’s mad.”
He could already hear the grumbling but there was nothing Josh could say that was a worse punishment then trying to put a child to bed with a sugar rush.
Title: Torment Me
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Summary: Jared is an evil mastermind.
Prompt: Torment
Jared loved to torment him.
Only after five years, it was no longer dumb ass pranks, or eating with his mouth open or disgusting farts at the worst of times. Although sometimes, those still came into play.
But his new favourite way to torment him was to pin his hips to the bed and drag his tongue up, over and down his dick, over and over and over again until he couldn’t stay still or stop from begging for mercy.
Only then would Jared show pity and give him relief.
And, secretly, Jensen really wouldn’t have it any other way.
Title: Welcome Home, Harley Style
Characters/Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Summary: Harley likes to eat things, Jared should really remember that.
Prompt: Fluff
The fluff was the first clue that something very weird and probably annoying to Jensen, had happened while he had been at a breakfast meeting with his agent. Fluff coated everything in the entrance hall, like something had been shaken to tiny pieces right there.
Cautiously he followed the trail of fluffy white to the living room.
He found Jensen sitting on the floor, one end of something small, brown and obviously destroyed clutched tightly in his hands, the other end in Harley’s mouth.
He sighed dejectedly, “What was it?”
“The bear your grandmother gave you.”
“God damn it, Harley!”
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