Dustil Onasi Legacy 2.2
A lot happened. This is the only pic that isn't a spoiler.
I'm pleased to report that the toddler mirror cjt found WORKS! w00t!
Behold the new Alyse!
Is it good or bad when the REPAIRMAN electrocutes himself?
Redesigned the kitchen to include Alyse's hi-chair.
Speaking of Alyse...
Awww, Carth Clone to the rescue!
Such a good future brother-in-law!
And careful, CC. Morgana might find out you're good with kids.
Alyse: Shouldn't my dad be teaching me this stuff?
Snuggle bunnies...
It was only a matter of time...
Uh-oh...
Seriously, you're going to pick a fight with a pregnant woman!?
Do you know what their hormones are like?
Birthday time!
Dustil: Daddy loves you, you little alien test tube baby!
Hooray! She's growing into her eyes!
After a slight make-over...
She's kinda cute for an alien.
And yes, I gave her purple lipgloss.
I love this outfit on her.
Alyse gets a new Invader Zim bed while the crib stays put for
Morgana and CC's little bundle of joy.
Speaking of which:
Awww...
Solid Snake is back! Hooray!
Snake: So, are you pregnant with an alien, too?
Morgana: Nah, I'm pregnant with my grandfather's clone's child.
Morgana: You're a clone, right? What should I expect? Did you and your
brothers grow up okay?
Snake: Not really. Liquid grew up, went crazy, tried to take over the world,
and died. Solidus grew up, turned into Doc Oc, tried take over the world,
lost a fight to gravity and fell off Federal Hall, severed his spine,
and died. I'm the only one left.
Morgana: So I'd be better off with an alien spawn, that's what you're saying?
Snake: TOTALLY!!!
Morgana: I'm growing!
Snake: I didn't do it!!
Aww, the clones have met!
Solid: So I first met Metal Gear Rex on Shadow Moses Island in
Alaska...
Snake: Then I saw Metal Gear Ray on a military cargo ship
while in the pouring rain.
CC: AHAHAHA! Oh, Shadow Moses. How funny!
CC: High five me, bro!
Snake: I will kill you.
CC: HALP!!! I'M BEING EATEN BY A SELENE THOUGHT BUBBLE!!!
CC: Did I ever tell you girls how much I LOVE my ex-girlfriend's father?
Morgana: Oh, I love him, too!
Morgana: Have to potty, have to potty!
Me: Sweetie, the toilet is about three feet to your left.
Morgana: Huh?
Me: THREE FEET TO YOUR LEFT IS A WASHROOM!!!
Me: You just peed on the floor, didn't you?
Please tell me you are NOT playing in your sister's pee.
Oh Dear Lord, you're playing in your sister's pee. *head desk*
There, now it's spread all over the floor. Are you satisfied?
And good boy, CC. I'm proud of you.
BABY TIME!!!
Dustil: Man, why does she have to give birth in my living room?
Me: Uh... no?
Awww...
Morgana: Here, hold this. There's another one where that came from.
Two brown haired, brown eyed baby girls named Mara Jade and Jaina!
Dustil and CC are now living in the estrogen ocean.
CC: There you go little whomever, on the floor where you belong!
Now Alyse's room has two cribs. Poor kid.
I'm not sure whether to be happy or upset...
CC: HELLO! I want to use the phone but one of my kids is in the way!!
They're better grandparents than they were parents.
Never mind. Spoke too soon.
Birthday time! Infant stage gone! Huzzah!
I don't have any before pics, just after ones:
Mara Jade!
Jaina!
Jaina officially wins the Cuter Twin Award.
CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!1111!!!!!11!!!1!
Morgana teaches Mara Jade to talk...
...while CC teaches Jaina.
Tag-team teaching to walk, too!
Meanwhile, Dustil helps Alyse finish her WEEKS WORTH OF HOMEWORK.
I just hope the Social Worker doesn't show up...
Mara Jade: I DON'T CARE ALL THAT THE ADULTS ARE ASLEEP!!
LET ME OUT!!
Jaina: Look at me! I'm behaving!
I hate this old man.
Morgana: You pushed me into the MGS4 poster! NOT COOL!
Morgana: Hey, Snake. There's this weird old guy that just stormed into
out house and pushed me into your poster!... Huh?... Yeah, it's totally
normal to have posters of your friends on your wall...
Well, it's about time, you two!
Awww...
Disgustingly pretty pic of Morgana for Meg.
I now pronounce you Clone and Wife!
Morgana: Congrats on being hot!
Right after the wedding, CC went to work and missed...
... triple BIRTHDAY TIME!!!
Nice to see Snake dressed up for the occasion.
Alyse aged nicely...
MAKE OVER!!!
There we go. More purple hair love!
I don't know where or when I got the Hello Kitty outfit, but Alyse pulls
it off nicely.
Sadly, no before pics of the twins. Bad Fraps!
Mara Jade!
Jaina!
(With Lily's hair, I know. BUT I LIKE IT!!!)
Dustil and Snake check out the girls' new beds.
Jaina: Shut up, you two! I'm trying to have Harry Potter dreams!
I'm pleased to report that the toddler mirror cjt found WORKS! w00t!
Behold the new Alyse!
Is it good or bad when the REPAIRMAN electrocutes himself?
Redesigned the kitchen to include Alyse's hi-chair.
Speaking of Alyse...
Awww, Carth Clone to the rescue!
Such a good future brother-in-law!
And careful, CC. Morgana might find out you're good with kids.
Alyse: Shouldn't my dad be teaching me this stuff?
Snuggle bunnies...
It was only a matter of time...
Uh-oh...
Seriously, you're going to pick a fight with a pregnant woman!?
Do you know what their hormones are like?
Birthday time!
Dustil: Daddy loves you, you little alien test tube baby!
Hooray! She's growing into her eyes!
After a slight make-over...
She's kinda cute for an alien.
And yes, I gave her purple lipgloss.
I love this outfit on her.
Alyse gets a new Invader Zim bed while the crib stays put for
Morgana and CC's little bundle of joy.
Speaking of which:
Awww...
Solid Snake is back! Hooray!
Snake: So, are you pregnant with an alien, too?
Morgana: Nah, I'm pregnant with my grandfather's clone's child.
Morgana: You're a clone, right? What should I expect? Did you and your
brothers grow up okay?
Snake: Not really. Liquid grew up, went crazy, tried to take over the world,
and died. Solidus grew up, turned into Doc Oc, tried take over the world,
lost a fight to gravity and fell off Federal Hall, severed his spine,
and died. I'm the only one left.
Morgana: So I'd be better off with an alien spawn, that's what you're saying?
Snake: TOTALLY!!!
Morgana: I'm growing!
Snake: I didn't do it!!
Aww, the clones have met!
Solid: So I first met Metal Gear Rex on Shadow Moses Island in
Alaska...
Snake: Then I saw Metal Gear Ray on a military cargo ship
while in the pouring rain.
CC: AHAHAHA! Oh, Shadow Moses. How funny!
CC: High five me, bro!
Snake: I will kill you.
CC: HALP!!! I'M BEING EATEN BY A SELENE THOUGHT BUBBLE!!!
CC: Did I ever tell you girls how much I LOVE my ex-girlfriend's father?
Morgana: Oh, I love him, too!
Morgana: Have to potty, have to potty!
Me: Sweetie, the toilet is about three feet to your left.
Morgana: Huh?
Me: THREE FEET TO YOUR LEFT IS A WASHROOM!!!
Me: You just peed on the floor, didn't you?
Please tell me you are NOT playing in your sister's pee.
Oh Dear Lord, you're playing in your sister's pee. *head desk*
There, now it's spread all over the floor. Are you satisfied?
And good boy, CC. I'm proud of you.
BABY TIME!!!
Dustil: Man, why does she have to give birth in my living room?
Me: Uh... no?
Awww...
Morgana: Here, hold this. There's another one where that came from.
Two brown haired, brown eyed baby girls named Mara Jade and Jaina!
Dustil and CC are now living in the estrogen ocean.
CC: There you go little whomever, on the floor where you belong!
Now Alyse's room has two cribs. Poor kid.
I'm not sure whether to be happy or upset...
CC: HELLO! I want to use the phone but one of my kids is in the way!!
They're better grandparents than they were parents.
Never mind. Spoke too soon.
Birthday time! Infant stage gone! Huzzah!
I don't have any before pics, just after ones:
Mara Jade!
Jaina!
Jaina officially wins the Cuter Twin Award.
CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!1111!!!!!11!!!1!
Morgana teaches Mara Jade to talk...
...while CC teaches Jaina.
Tag-team teaching to walk, too!
Meanwhile, Dustil helps Alyse finish her WEEKS WORTH OF HOMEWORK.
I just hope the Social Worker doesn't show up...
Mara Jade: I DON'T CARE ALL THAT THE ADULTS ARE ASLEEP!!
LET ME OUT!!
Jaina: Look at me! I'm behaving!
I hate this old man.
Morgana: You pushed me into the MGS4 poster! NOT COOL!
Morgana: Hey, Snake. There's this weird old guy that just stormed into
out house and pushed me into your poster!... Huh?... Yeah, it's totally
normal to have posters of your friends on your wall...
Well, it's about time, you two!
Awww...
Disgustingly pretty pic of Morgana for Meg.
I now pronounce you Clone and Wife!
Morgana: Congrats on being hot!
Right after the wedding, CC went to work and missed...
... triple BIRTHDAY TIME!!!
Nice to see Snake dressed up for the occasion.
Alyse aged nicely...
MAKE OVER!!!
There we go. More purple hair love!
I don't know where or when I got the Hello Kitty outfit, but Alyse pulls
it off nicely.
Sadly, no before pics of the twins. Bad Fraps!
Mara Jade!
Jaina!
(With Lily's hair, I know. BUT I LIKE IT!!!)
Dustil and Snake check out the girls' new beds.
Jaina: Shut up, you two! I'm trying to have Harry Potter dreams!