Dustil Onasi Legacy 1.2

May 23, 2008 22:08

This one should probably be the Morgana Onasi Legacy, but whate'er...



Just a mini update to prove I'm still playing the game...

While Dustil and Selene are at work, Morgana calls a friend over:





Okay, maybe he's more than just a friend...



Um...



This can't end well...

Aaaaaaaaaaand all they did was play suck-face for the rest of the
afternoon...



On the front lawn...



In the house...



On the couch...



In front of a not-paying-attention Selene...

Or maybe she was paying attention...



Selene: I caught your daughter making out on the couch with that
clone of your father all yesterday afternoon!



Dustil: Oh, like you and I do?
Morgana: Oh, burn!

So to rub it in her mother's face, Morgana called Carth again.



I'm sure if I had the mod where teenagers could woo-hoo,
this would have been a booty call.



Morgana: Did I ever tell you about the time I saw aliens?



Morgana: They were goin' like this!



Oooooh, this isn't gonna be pretty, especially since it was about
here I remembered the Carth Clone was going steady
with the Revan Clone...



Revan Clone: Waaaaait! What that bitch be doin' with my man!?



Revan Clone: I HATE YOU!!!
Morgana: I kinda like him...



Revan Clone: BITCH...



Revan Clone: ...SLAP!!!



Carth Clone: You're breaking up with me!? WHY?!
Morgana: I think our kiss had something to do with it...

Morgana needed relationship advice, so called the best man
for the job:



The Original Onasi



Morgana: Okay, so it's like this. You know Grandma's clone?



Morgana: She just broke up with your clone.
Carth: What? Why?!



Morgana: Because I kissed him.



Morgana: Your stunned silence is very reassuring...



Well, I suppose teaching her self-defense is a good start when a
teenage Sith clone is on the loose...

Meanwhile, at the other end of the house:



Ulic Qel-Droma: Your daughter kissed my daughter's
boyfriend! You'll pay for that, Onasi!



*SLAP SLAP SLAP*



Tussle in the house!!!



Ulic: Why I ougha!!!



Round 1 victory: Dustil!



So the next morning, Ulic gets even.
Nice to see the Sith Lord father looks out for his Sith Lord daughter.

dustil onasi legacy, first kiss, breakup, fight

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