Finally, Carli's on a cover shot! But who is that with her...?
First, I want to show just how much Selene and Dustil
don't like their daughter.
This is the load screen:
Look who's holding Morgana.
Poor kid.
Hey, Selene's reading to Morgana!
--or Selene's reading for fun and Morgana just happens to be
sitting there.
Selene: Once upon a time there was a little girl
whose parents treated her like shit.
Selene: All her parents wanted to do was put her in a
rocket and send her far, far away.
Leia: Pay your mother no mind, Sweetie. There's something
about women in this house who parade around
in their underwear--they're all about three fries short of
a happy meal.
Leia: Oh, how sweet. You think I'm being funny.
Remind me to introduce you to Bastila one day.
Not five seconds later:
Dustil: So, how long you in for, kid?
...why are you letting her out...?
Posing for the camera: Ur doin' it rong!
Dustil: Dammit, I'm trying to be a parent and feed my daughter
but she's in the way!
Dustil: Whatever, the bottle's going here. She can find it on her own!
Hey, look! She found it!
Hooray!
I'm surprised; I figured this birthday would be up to
Leia, as well.
Huh. All three Onasi women are on standby.
Look at that smile on Morgana's face. Awww...
I suppose that's one way to securely carry your daughter.
Hooray, she made it to childhood in one piece!
I still think, like Leia, Morgana needs new parents...
Hmm...
MAKE OVER!!!
She's so CUTE!!! I want to just hug her!!!
Notice the lack of orange? Dustil didn't want to traumatize
his daughter. (Actually I ran out of orange outfits.)
Carth's almost made it to Chief of Staff! w00t!
Meanwhile, Carli's having a really good day!
I made a bunch of random townies just to see who would show up
and try to woo Carli--everyone from random names to
characters like Malcolm Reynolds. Then it was just
sit back and wait for either a character or random townie.
This is who came by first:
Carli Onasi, meet Jack Sparrow.
(Yeah, yeah, I know, no pirate gear. It's set to his formal.)
Carli invited Jack inside. Everywhere they went, this happened:
Carli: So you're new to this neighborhood--
Selene: Introduce me to the hot guy.
Carli: When did you move--
Selene: Introduce me to the hot guy.
Carli: We've lived here for--
Selene: Introduce me to the hot guy.
Carli: Se-LENE! Your lack of pants scared him!
Selene: Why didn't you introduce me to the hot guy?
Carli: You married my half-brother. That one is mine!
Despite creepy Selene, Jack and Carli hit it off.
How well? This well:
Hmmm... this pose looks familiar...
Maybe it's me...
(Nothing like a side by side to emphasize I screwed up Jack's nose.
Oh well, too late now.)
Aww...
^_^;;
Happy!Carli!
Yikes, she really doesn't want to lose him to Selene.
Despite what happened with Dustil, Carli doesn't get lucky.
Must be the crappy bathing suit. I'll have to change that
for next time...
And the day ends with this:
Yes, bedside manner. That includes leaving your
sister-in-law's men ALONE.
And now, a random screen cap:
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