Just for fun

[ladyreason]

To put a few giggles in your wiggle.


"May I help you?"
"I'm not hungry. I'd really just like . someone to talk to."

"May I help you?"
"Oh, yeah, you sound really hot. What are you wearing? I'm completely naked."

"May I help you?"
"I doubt it. I doubt anyone can help me now. My problems stem way back to childhood. I suppose, I suppose we could try. It all started when my parents died in a tragic barbecuing disaster in 1967 and ."

"May I help you?"
"Are there nuts in the pizza?"
"We don't serve pizza at McDonald's."
"Now, you're evading my question."

"May I help you?"
"Where's my Mommy?"

"May I help you?"
"I'd like a large Coke, no onions."

"Go ahead with your order."
"I think we still need a few minutes. May we see the wine list while we're deciding?"

"May I help you?"
"What type of fish is the Filet O' Fish, where was it caught and did they use dolphin-safe netting?"
"I can ask the manager to get that information for you, if you'll pull around to the front."
"What for? I'm allergic to fish."

"May I help you?"
"I want a Whopper."
"This is McDonald's. We don't serve Whoppers."
"Oh. What do you have that's like a Whopper?"
"I don't know, sir."
"Oh. Do you have squirrel?"

"Does Carl work here?"
"We don't have a Carl here, I don't think. Does he normally work this shift?"
"Hell if I know. I don't know anyone named Carl."