Fic - Lazarus 23/? [Torchwood]

[ladyreapermc]

Title: Lazarus (Chapter 22)
Fandom: Torchwood
Rating: PG-13 (mostly swearing) 
Pairing/Characters: Ianto; Jack; Gwen; Martha; Mickey; Rhys; Alonso; Sarah Jane Smith; Luke Smith; Rani Chandra; Clyde Langer; OCs (Jack/Ianto and there probably will be mentions of Gwen/Rhys)
Genre: General so far, but maybe romance eventually? It is after all a Janto

Comments

[syien_island]

Alright, there is a plan. Oh and I just know that biatch will screw them over but knowing that they know she'll do it and that they're ready just makes it all the more sweeter.
Go Martha! Jeez, do they just let anyone join the Time Agency in the future??

[frakkin_addict]

I just have to squeeeeee over your Ellis icon! So awesome!

[syien_island]

Yes!!! I knew I wasn't the only one!

PS: This is where I say 'Weber_dubois22 made the icon, not me.'. I just made the 'squeeeee!' noise when I found it.

[frakkin_addict]

I'm glad to find another Ellis fan too. He's the only one I'll play.

"I ever tell you about the time Keith and I made fireworks? Now, I didn't know shit about chemistry, but Keith figured, "Gasoline burns, doesn't it?" Third degree burns on ninety-five percent of his body. Man, people in the next city over were calling to complain about the smell of burning skin."

I never get tired of him. :D I'll have to check out Weber_dubois22's icons. That's so awesome. :)

[syien_island]

I suck at co-op games, but Ellis is so yummola and fun, it looks so worth it.

"Folks call me Ellis. I run an auto shop around here. Instead of evacuating, I armoured up a truck to drive myself outta here. Built that thing to be zombie-proof. Way it turns out, it was only 99 percent zombie proof. Last 1 percent tore that truck to shit."

Oh Ellis, youre so precious.

[frakkin_addict]

Oh, co-op games are golden. Well, I say that, but really I only play L4D and Halo. Ellis is just such a brilliant character.

"My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy tear gassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time when he opened his eyes! Oh man! At first it was funny, then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh man!"

Poor Keith - That guy has been through so much... but Ellis sure knows how to make his misfortunes into our entertainment. ;)

[syien_island]

We could do this aaaaallll day! Here, let me invoke Nick making fun of Ellis's accent, "Aaay-liss!"

Now...if only I could find a Torchwood/L4D2 crossover. Seriously awesome if there was.

[frakkin_addict]

OMG!!! Yes, that would be brilliant! Ha! Niche market, but still. You should write it yourself. :)

[syien_island]

Working on it. I seriously believe that even someone like Jack could fathom someone like Ellis.

[syien_island]

Sorry, I meant 'couldn't' fathom. Good luck, Jack!

[syien_island]

Omigod, I commented on a youtube vid of Ellis' Keith stories, saying that Keith is either Superman or Capt. Jack, only more dumb-ass like.

[frakkin_addict]

ooooooh, do you have the link; I'd love to see that!

[syien_island]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKnxUa5-3vY

His Keith tales come in the second half of the vid. The first half is just...precious.

[ladyreapermc]

LOL I think the Time Angecy makes them evil in the end!