Ficlet: Minds Of Their Own 1/1, Dick/Roy, NC17, CRACKFIC
Title: Minds Of Their Own
Author: Lara
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 513
Fandom: Outsiders except Dick's not a dick
Summary: Some how Dick grows some extra appendages and Roy gets to share in the benefits; crack.
Disclaimer: Don't own DC; DC would never do anything this interesting.
Distribution: My site eventually; all others, please ask.
A/N: Written for wtf27 for prompt #5, Tentacles
Dick wasn't sure where they had come from--probably magic; he really hated magic--but he quickly discovered their uses and that they seemed to have a mind of their own. Thirty seconds after he'd hung up the phone after a panicky call to someone he figured could help him without laughing--well, everyone would laugh, but he trusted he could help him through the chuckles--the tentacles that had suddenly popped out of both his shoulders had slid into the front and back of his pants and tugged them down.
Barely thirty more seconds later he'd been on his back, writhing as one tentacle pumped his dick and the other narrowed and slid into his ass.
As he came down from a mind-blowing orgasm to find the tentacles stroking his chest and stomach in something like tenderness, Dick figured he could live with this.
That's when Roy ran into the room , breathing hard, mask askew.
He stopped, gaped, then turned bright red.
Dick turned bright red, too, and quickly tugged up his pants. "I can explain," he choked out.
"I thought you said you grew a testicle," Roy gasped out, looking everywhere but his best friend.
Jumping to his feet, Dick scowled. "Tentacle, idiot."
"I'm not the one laying half naked on the floor playing with myself."
"I'm standing right in front of you."
Roy rolled his eyes and got his breathing under control. "So, you grew a tentacle, two of them, and decided to use them to jerk off."
"I didn't decide anything. They have minds of their own," Dick replied, embarrassed and still trembling from his orgasm. His eyes widened in horror as one of the new appendages reached out and brushed across Roy's groin.
There was another roll of eyes. "Yeah, you're not in control, dickhead."
"I'm not!" The other one snaked out and slid down the back of Roy's pants, jerking him forward.
"If you'd wanted sex, you just had to call," Roy sighed in a put upon fashion, then grinned and kissed his partner until neither could breathe.
Later, as they lay in bed, Dick's tentacles caressing them both in the afterglow, a memory hit and Dick frowned in confusion. "Why did you come running so quickly at the thought I had an extra testicle?"
"Dunno. Thought it might improve your stamina." Roy grinned teasingly, then laughed as Dick punched him in the shoulder and then moaned as one of the tentacles pushed into his ass. "Believe me, I prefer these things."
"I'm getting rid of them as soon as I can figure out how," Dick complained, his voice rising sharply as the second tentacle began fucking him. "Shit! If they don't kill us both first."
"See, that's why you need more stamina."
Dick hit Roy again, then slid down to run his tongue along his hardening cock. "Let's see how long you last this time, Speedy."
"You won't hear me protesting, Robbie." Roy arched off the bed and fucked Dick's mouth and the tentacle in his ass and hoped these things wouldn't disappear any time soon.
End
Author: Lara
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 513
Fandom: Outsiders except Dick's not a dick
Summary: Some how Dick grows some extra appendages and Roy gets to share in the benefits; crack.
Disclaimer: Don't own DC; DC would never do anything this interesting.
Distribution: My site eventually; all others, please ask.
A/N: Written for wtf27 for prompt #5, Tentacles
Dick wasn't sure where they had come from--probably magic; he really hated magic--but he quickly discovered their uses and that they seemed to have a mind of their own. Thirty seconds after he'd hung up the phone after a panicky call to someone he figured could help him without laughing--well, everyone would laugh, but he trusted he could help him through the chuckles--the tentacles that had suddenly popped out of both his shoulders had slid into the front and back of his pants and tugged them down.
Barely thirty more seconds later he'd been on his back, writhing as one tentacle pumped his dick and the other narrowed and slid into his ass.
As he came down from a mind-blowing orgasm to find the tentacles stroking his chest and stomach in something like tenderness, Dick figured he could live with this.
That's when Roy ran into the room , breathing hard, mask askew.
He stopped, gaped, then turned bright red.
Dick turned bright red, too, and quickly tugged up his pants. "I can explain," he choked out.
"I thought you said you grew a testicle," Roy gasped out, looking everywhere but his best friend.
Jumping to his feet, Dick scowled. "Tentacle, idiot."
"I'm not the one laying half naked on the floor playing with myself."
"I'm standing right in front of you."
Roy rolled his eyes and got his breathing under control. "So, you grew a tentacle, two of them, and decided to use them to jerk off."
"I didn't decide anything. They have minds of their own," Dick replied, embarrassed and still trembling from his orgasm. His eyes widened in horror as one of the new appendages reached out and brushed across Roy's groin.
There was another roll of eyes. "Yeah, you're not in control, dickhead."
"I'm not!" The other one snaked out and slid down the back of Roy's pants, jerking him forward.
"If you'd wanted sex, you just had to call," Roy sighed in a put upon fashion, then grinned and kissed his partner until neither could breathe.
Later, as they lay in bed, Dick's tentacles caressing them both in the afterglow, a memory hit and Dick frowned in confusion. "Why did you come running so quickly at the thought I had an extra testicle?"
"Dunno. Thought it might improve your stamina." Roy grinned teasingly, then laughed as Dick punched him in the shoulder and then moaned as one of the tentacles pushed into his ass. "Believe me, I prefer these things."
"I'm getting rid of them as soon as I can figure out how," Dick complained, his voice rising sharply as the second tentacle began fucking him. "Shit! If they don't kill us both first."
"See, that's why you need more stamina."
Dick hit Roy again, then slid down to run his tongue along his hardening cock. "Let's see how long you last this time, Speedy."
"You won't hear me protesting, Robbie." Roy arched off the bed and fucked Dick's mouth and the tentacle in his ass and hoped these things wouldn't disappear any time soon.
End