Thanks, mom

[ladyofthecanyon]

Tonight for dinner my family had steak. My sister was chewing like a cow so I said to her "if you go on a date with a guy who brings you to Peter Lugers (a famous steak house in Brooklyn) and you chew like that, you'll see how quick you'll be dining alone." And then with her brilliant words of wisdom my mother goes "he won't leave if he wants to get laid."

Thanks mom!