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[ladyoftears]

I have a new mun. She read all the entries my other mun(s) wrote

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[lordofwaters]

*ulmo-ravish*

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[ladyoftears]

*weeps* That was wonderful. *weeps more*

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[lordofwaters]

You are so fucking beautiful. Crying and being ravished. By fucking Ulmo.

;)

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[ladyoftears]

Thank you. You're so handsome, even if your yellowish skin makes me think of those poor mortals with sirosis. *tears up again*

[wraithchild8]

I have sirosis?

I have to ask my mummy what sirosis is, but I don't think it's good.

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[lordofwaters]

...er.

*comforts frantically*

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[ladyoftears]

*takes out industrial strength hankerchief* Now Ulmo, we both have our own jobs to do. You terrorize and kill the poor mortals of Arda and I sit here and weep for them. Sometimes I stand and weep. Usually it's sitting. But yes. Don't worry about me. Crying is my job, I suppose, or my calling in this universe. Just like how drowning elves and things is yours. *smiles a wary little smile and kisses his cheek*

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[lordofwaters]

Alright Nienna.

*hugs*

I'm going back to my fucking spot in the ocean and scare Tuor into doing things for me, ok? :)

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[ladyoftears]

If you frighten Tuor enough, it will make his father-in-law laugh and I won't have to cry for him. But don't scare him so much that he dies, because then his wife and son will be sad and just... overload on my eyes and such.

I love you. :)

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[lordofwaters]

Don't fucking worry, I'm an expert at frightening mortals just enough. ;)

I love you too, Nienna.

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[ladyoftears]

I know.

... :)

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[lordofwaters]

:)