The Tale of the Deathless Tomato

[ladyofastolat]

On Sunday, the adventurers returned from their sojourn in the Western Lands beyond the Tamar. Many Things had they performed, and great were the mountains of food and towering was the pile of empty bottles left after their carousing. Many are the tales that could be told, but for now, let me tell you the Tale of the Deathless Tomato.

Comments

[bunn]

Tomato variety 'Glorfindel' perhaps.

[ladyofastolat]

Or Durin, given that both tomato and Durin last for a surprisingly long time when hidden in dark places?

[bunn]

Tomato The Deathless? But not proof against balrogs (or hungry Morris dancers...)

[leesa_perrie]

ROTFL!!!! Love it!!! :D

[ladyofastolat]

It really was most mysterious. When it comes to tomaotes, clearly the secret to everlasting life is to bury them in a bag under a pile of stuff, and forget about them for several weeks.