From the
BBC website: "These and other factors have led the National Pig Association to warn of a "worldwide bacon shortage" in 2013." Worldwide bacon shortage????!!!!! *iz panicked*
Also but unrelated: I wonder if the Queen had "a bit of Antarctica" and "60 place mats" on her Amazon wishlist, or if she'd rather just have a nice box of chocolates and a large print Mills and Boon.