What YGO Taught Me About Children's Card Games
So last night, I met this AWESOME Pegasus player on Dear_Mun. Me and Angela then proceeded to have an awesome group chat about Children's Card Games. This is what followed...
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:57:27 AM): It still find it hilarious that he STILL CALLS them Kaiba-boy and Yugi-boy
ChocsBud (2:57:33 AM): The phone calls. XD
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:57:35 AM): omgomg ;-; yesss. i want just like, a three hour clip of everything he's ever said in that show. i would probably explode from the squeeing.
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:57:35 AM): 4KIDS TRANSLATED SOMETHING ACCURATELY
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:57:40 AM): LMAO YES
ChocsBud (2:57:55 AM): It wasn't too hard, it was engrish. XD
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:57:57 AM): what kills me is that he uses engrish all over the place
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:03 AM): YOU NO TAAN~~*
ChocsBud (2:58:07 AM): XDDD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:12 AM): XD
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:17 AM): what the hell just even did you say
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:18 AM): XDDDD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:19 AM): WE CAN ASSUME THAT IS PROPER ENGLISH
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:26 AM): i don't know how they understoof him
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:27 AM): YES!
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:31 AM): OR MAYBE HE'S ENGRISHING ON PURPOSE SO THE JAPANESE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM?
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:33 AM): understoof. you heard me.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:39 AM): MAYBE!!
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:55 AM): I like to assume Pegasus is vastly multi-lingual
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:02 AM): WHAT KILLS ME IS THAT HE SAID "GODDAMN" AND "SHIT" IN THE JAPANESE VERSION
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:11 AM): yes! but only semi-competent in any language
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:15 AM): XD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:19 AM): Naw
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:20 AM): and ridiculously fabulous
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:29 AM): He's totally competent in French
ChocsBud (2:59:30 AM): XD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:34 AM): IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:37 AM): oh god, you're right about that
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:39 AM): IT MUST BE SPOKEN PERFECTLY
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:47 AM): I THOUGHT CARD GAMES WERE THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:54 AM): THEY'RE THE OTHER LANGUAGE OF LOVE
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:58 AM): FOR WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW FRENCH
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:01 AM): OH.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:07 AM): OKAY, I ACCEPT THAT.
ChocsBud (3:00:10 AM): Children's card games are the language of everything.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:24 AM): THEY ARE! they're like the language of life
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:26 AM): And the way to solve all your problems
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:34 AM): Your brother just got kidnapped?
ChocsBud (3:00:34 AM): And save the world.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:39 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:39 AM): and fate and destiny and friendship and oxi-clean
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:51 AM): Your wife is dead and you want to bring her back to life?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:52 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:02 AM): LMAO! i am so in love with the fact that that is exactly the premise of that show
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:05 AM): Some shit head just stepped on your toe and totally ruined your new boots?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:06 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:18 AM): sister's going blind?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:21 AM): Play a children's card game.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:34 AM): Don't want to marry some douche American actor?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:34 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:44 AM): have the soul of a pharaoh in a piece of gaudy jewelry?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:48 AM): Play a children's card game.
ChocsBud (3:01:49 AM): Want to steal the body of the guy who stole your birthright?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:50 AM): AND WIN IT
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:55 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:59 AM): YES!
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:02:15 AM): want to keep some fruitcake from stealing your company?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:17 AM): Play a children's card game.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:27 AM): (Then kick his ass.... Maybe.)
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:41 AM): Want to steal said fruity guys eye?
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:02:52 AM): KNIFE-WRENCH!
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:52 AM): Play a- No wait, that was Ancient Egyptian LAZER BEAMS
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:02:57 AM): practical and safe
ChocsBud (3:03:00 AM): Want to keep your stepfather from abusing you and your younger brother?
ChocsBud (3:03:06 AM): Push him out a window. :|
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:03:14 AM): LMAO instant win
ChocsBud (3:03:18 AM): Then play a children's card game years later. :|
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:03:26 AM): Don't want to be shot?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:03:35 AM): Jam the mother fuckers gun with a children's trading card
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:03:43 AM): gfkdfghd
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:03:52 AM): Don't want that dude to set us up the bomb?
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:03 AM): lackies won't let you in the castle?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:04 AM): Throw a children trading card and grievously wound his hand
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:07 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:10 AM): snap his neck with a briefcase
ChocsBud (3:04:12 AM): XDDDDDD
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:22 AM): FULL OF CHILDREN'S TRADING CARDS
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:24 AM): No wait
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:26 AM): YES!!
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:28 AM): That was the duel disk prototype
ChocsBud (3:04:32 AM): Want to avoid getting shot by invisible guns?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:33 AM): AND children's trading cards
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:41 AM): YES! fyflfgljghl
ChocsBud (3:04:45 AM): Jump off a cliff. With your children's trading cards. :|
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:51 AM): Oh god
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:55 AM): oh my god i love this chat what in the hell
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:57 AM): into rocks
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:59 AM): I may have to post this conversation in my journal
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:05:05 AM): into rocks. and somehow live.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:05:10 AM): dude, go for it.
ChocsBud (3:05:12 AM): Magically.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:05:13 AM): AND COME OUT UNSCATHED
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:57:27 AM): It still find it hilarious that he STILL CALLS them Kaiba-boy and Yugi-boy
ChocsBud (2:57:33 AM): The phone calls. XD
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:57:35 AM): omgomg ;-; yesss. i want just like, a three hour clip of everything he's ever said in that show. i would probably explode from the squeeing.
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:57:35 AM): 4KIDS TRANSLATED SOMETHING ACCURATELY
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:57:40 AM): LMAO YES
ChocsBud (2:57:55 AM): It wasn't too hard, it was engrish. XD
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:57:57 AM): what kills me is that he uses engrish all over the place
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:03 AM): YOU NO TAAN~~*
ChocsBud (2:58:07 AM): XDDD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:12 AM): XD
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:17 AM): what the hell just even did you say
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:18 AM): XDDDD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:19 AM): WE CAN ASSUME THAT IS PROPER ENGLISH
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:26 AM): i don't know how they understoof him
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:27 AM): YES!
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:31 AM): OR MAYBE HE'S ENGRISHING ON PURPOSE SO THE JAPANESE CAN UNDERSTAND HIM?
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:33 AM): understoof. you heard me.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:58:39 AM): MAYBE!!
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:58:55 AM): I like to assume Pegasus is vastly multi-lingual
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:02 AM): WHAT KILLS ME IS THAT HE SAID "GODDAMN" AND "SHIT" IN THE JAPANESE VERSION
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:11 AM): yes! but only semi-competent in any language
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:15 AM): XD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:19 AM): Naw
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:20 AM): and ridiculously fabulous
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:29 AM): He's totally competent in French
ChocsBud (2:59:30 AM): XD
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:34 AM): IT'S THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:37 AM): oh god, you're right about that
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:39 AM): IT MUST BE SPOKEN PERFECTLY
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (2:59:47 AM): I THOUGHT CARD GAMES WERE THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:54 AM): THEY'RE THE OTHER LANGUAGE OF LOVE
KyuubiKitsune666 (2:59:58 AM): FOR WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW FRENCH
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:01 AM): OH.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:07 AM): OKAY, I ACCEPT THAT.
ChocsBud (3:00:10 AM): Children's card games are the language of everything.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:24 AM): THEY ARE! they're like the language of life
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:26 AM): And the way to solve all your problems
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:34 AM): Your brother just got kidnapped?
ChocsBud (3:00:34 AM): And save the world.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:39 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:00:39 AM): and fate and destiny and friendship and oxi-clean
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:51 AM): Your wife is dead and you want to bring her back to life?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:00:52 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:02 AM): LMAO! i am so in love with the fact that that is exactly the premise of that show
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:05 AM): Some shit head just stepped on your toe and totally ruined your new boots?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:06 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:18 AM): sister's going blind?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:21 AM): Play a children's card game.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:34 AM): Don't want to marry some douche American actor?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:34 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:44 AM): have the soul of a pharaoh in a piece of gaudy jewelry?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:48 AM): Play a children's card game.
ChocsBud (3:01:49 AM): Want to steal the body of the guy who stole your birthright?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:50 AM): AND WIN IT
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:01:55 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:01:59 AM): YES!
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:02:15 AM): want to keep some fruitcake from stealing your company?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:17 AM): Play a children's card game.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:27 AM): (Then kick his ass.... Maybe.)
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:41 AM): Want to steal said fruity guys eye?
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:02:52 AM): KNIFE-WRENCH!
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:02:52 AM): Play a- No wait, that was Ancient Egyptian LAZER BEAMS
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:02:57 AM): practical and safe
ChocsBud (3:03:00 AM): Want to keep your stepfather from abusing you and your younger brother?
ChocsBud (3:03:06 AM): Push him out a window. :|
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:03:14 AM): LMAO instant win
ChocsBud (3:03:18 AM): Then play a children's card game years later. :|
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:03:26 AM): Don't want to be shot?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:03:35 AM): Jam the mother fuckers gun with a children's trading card
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:03:43 AM): gfkdfghd
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:03:52 AM): Don't want that dude to set us up the bomb?
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:03 AM): lackies won't let you in the castle?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:04 AM): Throw a children trading card and grievously wound his hand
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:07 AM): Play a children's card game.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:10 AM): snap his neck with a briefcase
ChocsBud (3:04:12 AM): XDDDDDD
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:22 AM): FULL OF CHILDREN'S TRADING CARDS
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:24 AM): No wait
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:26 AM): YES!!
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:28 AM): That was the duel disk prototype
ChocsBud (3:04:32 AM): Want to avoid getting shot by invisible guns?
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:33 AM): AND children's trading cards
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:41 AM): YES! fyflfgljghl
ChocsBud (3:04:45 AM): Jump off a cliff. With your children's trading cards. :|
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:51 AM): Oh god
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:55 AM): oh my god i love this chat what in the hell
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:04:57 AM): into rocks
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:04:59 AM): I may have to post this conversation in my journal
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:05:05 AM): into rocks. and somehow live.
Totally Fabulous Pegasus (3:05:10 AM): dude, go for it.
ChocsBud (3:05:12 AM): Magically.
KyuubiKitsune666 (3:05:13 AM): AND COME OUT UNSCATHED