There is a
Spider-Man musical in the works.
I do not know whether to be terrified or . . . no, the only option I can think of is terrified. Possibly flabbergasted.
I just . . . what? Did they ("they" being whoever is in charge of this travesty) learn nothing from the truly awful and instantly gone Batman and Superman musicals? I'm fond of superheroes in a lot of media, but musical is pushing it.
What, world? What?