Elementary: Um, I could try to words, but most of my feelings can be condensed to "As if men had a monopoly on murder" or "You named a bee after me?" Also, it makes me really happy that Sherlock's reaction to Irene/Moriarty was basically "I've never had a nemesis before," and to Joan was HERE BEES FOR YOU. Outsmarted by ladies? That is actually fine, my mascot is the best and just beat the Napoleon of Crime.
EVERYTHING IS BEES AND NOTHING HURTS. WHICH IS KIND OF THE OPPOSITE OF HOW BEES WORK IN REAL LIFE, BUT WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
Doctor Who: I am not sure what happened, exactly, but it was very ~atmospheric and ~moody and OH NO ELEVENTY CRYING ON THE SOFA AND RIVER IS HIS EX and OH NO JENNY DON'T DIE and OH NO THE TARDIS IS BLOWING UP LIKE THAT BLUEBERRY GIRL FROM WILLY WONKA and then CRAZY STUFF IS HAPPENING and Clara is everywhere and she really looks like Ace when you dress her up in retro clothes. Actually you could pretty convincingly give her to any of the past Doctors if you put her in the right outfit. And then the Doctor shows up but is not the Doctor AND MONTHS-LONG CLIFFHANGER STARTS NOW. As they say on Tumblr, CLARA U OK?