Belated New Years Resolutions
1. Finish school. It's been driving you crazy, you can't sleep because of it, you're getting paid $8 an hour without benefits and you need something better, and you're tired of getting crap from your family, friends, fiance and co-workers over it. Just fucking do it. You can do it. It won't be as hard as you think. Quit crying about it.
2. Don't drink alcohol as much, or give it up completely. It only serves to empty your pocket and make you feel more depressed, and you don't need that.
3. Lay off the coffee? Nah. That's not happening. You want it to happen, because caffeine, like alcohol, is a depressant. How the hell are you going to wake up in the morning, though? Go to the gym? Yeah. Fuck that.
4. Go to the gym. You're not doing it in the morning though, because then you'd have to wake up at 4:00. Go in the late afternoon or evening with Greg. It will help with depression and anxiety, and might help you live longer. Not that you want to live to be 90, but 60 wouldn't be bad.
5. Quit smoking (Shut up... I'm just kidding).
6. Write more.
7. Read more.
8. Start believing in yourself like other people believe in you.
9. Develop better people skills. God, you're awkward. Talk to people more! Everybody has a story to tell and people usually like having somebody listen to them.
10. Try new things. Being a creature of habit makes you boring.
2. Don't drink alcohol as much, or give it up completely. It only serves to empty your pocket and make you feel more depressed, and you don't need that.
3. Lay off the coffee? Nah. That's not happening. You want it to happen, because caffeine, like alcohol, is a depressant. How the hell are you going to wake up in the morning, though? Go to the gym? Yeah. Fuck that.
4. Go to the gym. You're not doing it in the morning though, because then you'd have to wake up at 4:00. Go in the late afternoon or evening with Greg. It will help with depression and anxiety, and might help you live longer. Not that you want to live to be 90, but 60 wouldn't be bad.
5. Quit smoking (Shut up... I'm just kidding).
6. Write more.
7. Read more.
8. Start believing in yourself like other people believe in you.
9. Develop better people skills. God, you're awkward. Talk to people more! Everybody has a story to tell and people usually like having somebody listen to them.
10. Try new things. Being a creature of habit makes you boring.