Lol. Rambly Cookleta headcanon.

[ladymeltintalle]

I'm sorry. I can't handle that Archie's name on that show is Josh Bradley. It sounds like such a porn stage name I laugh out loud whenever I see it. Lolol God I love him. Maybe he's actually doing porn, that's his real reason for scooting out on music. I'd watch it. Buy ALL the copies. And hand them out as Christmas presents. To David Cook. I imagine he would scream and throw it in a drawer at first. And then. One night when he was alone. Drunk. Horny. Curiosity would get the better of him. He would watch it. Then the next morning book a flight to where ever the hell David was. And they would bang. Like they should have been doing for the last 4 years. Holy shit has it really been 4 years? @_@

So yeah. David in porn. Do it.

Obviously I'm kidding.

Sort of.

>.>

So this is what I do with my shiny new paid account when I get it. Ha. Whatev. Pretend you're sad to see me.