I'm writing Dexter's Lab porn, is that okay?

[ladymeltintalle]

WELL then. So you may have seen those bingo charts around that are basically just a prompt table with a bunch of shit you don't really want to write about? Yeah, I signed up for two of those. Kink Bingo and Hurt/Comfort Bingo. In the H/C one, you are allowed to request 3 subjects not be included, so if like, rape or something was triggering for someone, they wouldn't have to write it. Well I asked to opt out of sci-fi themes (zombie apocalypse, world exploding, stigmata) because those are fucking stupid. I asked nicely.... and look what they did to me....



fear of clowns

vampires: fresh bite / first transformation

isolation / accidentally locked in

fear of heights

violence

forced marriage

counseling / therapy

monophobia (fear of being alone)

homesickness

earth blowing up, escaping to space

rape / recovery

caught in a robbery

nervous breakdown

love spell / potion gone wrong

cursed

telepathy (always there, but sudden trauma)

bites

blood loss

bullet wounds

experiments by evil scientists

multiple personalities: always there

exhaustion

domestic abuse (sexual)

accidents

But it's okay because... there are some sweet ones on there too.

Edit: There. Tried to make it pretty but alas... I don't have photoshop atm and I'm tired of fucking around with it so... just highlight it if you can't read. xD