I'm getting a new cell phone for free!
http://www.t-mobile.com/products/overview.asp?phoneid=252134&class=phone In other news...
I'm getting my teeth pulled next week and braces put on the week after. DO NOT MAKE FUN.
A car is stuck in a tree in Maryland and the cops can't figure out how.
Armed men bumrushed a zookeeper in Gaza to steal a lion cub. wtf?