Sex Meme
Honestly, I wish there were more of these. They're just fun, lol. :)
1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I don't think so. All the people on my f-list are people I don't know in reality, so...
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime, as long as the mood is right.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
Whichever side my husband and the dogs don't take over.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken
5. Have to pull over on side of road to puke?
Yes
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I would if given the cash
7. Shower or bath?
Bath
8. Do you pee in the shower?
NO
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Chinese
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See the first question
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
See the first question
13. Love or money?
Love, although I REALLY need money right now!
14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
What does this have to do with anything?
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotel, only because the bugs LOVE to attack me and it ruins camping for me
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I think at the end of the boat dock. There's been lots of them.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No, just because of how it grows back
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. A good friend owns one, so I am there all the time. I'm on the list to start working there once a position opens since my job is gone now
20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Almost. But my husband's awesome friends ran me out of there before the cops got there.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Yes. That was when I was 21 (aka: the STUPID year)
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes
24. Favorite drink?
Anything with vodka
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Does a hand job count?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No, although I have stated that if we could take time to have sex at work, we would all be in SUCH better moods.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
I worked at one
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Almost. By my dad a few months back. He had no idea what was going on and sat in the room watching TV for like, ten minutes before leaving. We were just laying there going, "Oh, my god. Oh, my god..."
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Oh, YES.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
No. That would include serious damage on the part of my husband.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I imagine just about anyone on my list would do this for the fun of it.