We should do it more often (dialog fic)
Sooo, if I wasn't so lazy, this could be posted earlier. Sorry hilsonlover , it supposed to be your birthday present.
Anyway, it's an translation from Polish and I hope it's readable ;) Thanks for my friend, Katty B. who agreed to be my beta :)
Yep! It's a dialog only.
Title: We should do it more often
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Raiting: pg (I think so)
Warnings: uhm, well, it looks like a slash to me XD
AN: Please, forgive me.
„Holy Mother of God, Wilson!"
"Umm… Hi, House…"
"Really, Jimmy, not even in my wildest dreams I thought I'd see what I'm seeing now. And in my own house!"
"House, please, don't get so excited. I thought you'll be back later."
"Don't get excited?! Jimmy, this is one of the fantasies I have, with you in the starring role."
"Sorry, House, but you'll have to wait 'till I'm done."
"Oh, come on, Jimmy, you naughty beast. Let me take a look."
"I don't think so."
"Jimmy."
"Not now, House."
"Jimmy!"
"No!"
"Jimmyyy!"
"I said no! Live me alone. Don't you see I'm occupied?"
"But Jimmy…"
"NO!"
"Let me try. It'd be fun, I promise. Please, Wilson."
"Ohh, ok, House, but only for a while."
"You know I love you, Jimmy."
"Yeah, sure."
"So whatcha doing, Wilson?"
"You'll see. Just don't touch."
"Why?"
"Trust me, House. Sit down and be quiet."
"Ok. God, Jimmy you're so sensitive."
"Fine, fine."
"Don't move."
"Wilson, it's quite big, you know?"
"I've noticed, House. Besides, trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"Isn't this…?"
"Yes. Yes, it is."
"I didn't know they..."
"Cause it's the latest model. It has six speeds and an extra attachment. Wanna see it in action?"
"Sure!"
"Press that button."
"It's so quiet."
"And it fits great in hand."
"Wow, Jimmy, you seem to know an awful lot about these toys."
"Of course I do. And now sit back and shut up."
"Why so slow, Jimmy? Can't you speed up a little?"
"House, the trick is to do it slowly. Believe me, soon you'll be fully satisfied."
"Figures. I can't wait."
" You gotta be patient, House."
"But I wanna finish already."
"Patience, House, patience."
"You know, Wilson, I love when you're so gentle and caring."
"Because it requires gentleness, right House?"
"Oh yeah. Jimmy, can I…?"
"No, House, you weren't supposed to touch!"
"Please, Wilson, let me."
"House, no!"
"Wilson…"
"House, I'm begging you …"
"I'll be gentle."
"House, please…"
"Relax, Jimmy."
"Don't do that, House! Damn, House, be careful! Don't squeeze it so… hard."
"Sorry, Jimmy. I guess did I squeezed it too hard after all."
"Yeah, now we need to clean this up."
"Yup, there's a huge mess."
"It's your fault, I told you to sit still."
"We could lick this off."
"House!"
"Fine! But Jimmy?"
"What?"
"Can I try it?"
"No, you can't."
"I'll only take some on my finger."
"No, House!"
"Then at least let me lick this."
"Do what you want."
"Mmm… delicious!"
"I know. It is mine."
"Are we finished now?"
"Yes we are."
"Too bad, it was pretty cool. I suggest we should do it more often."
"We'll see House. Maybe if you're good…"
"But the strawberry cake turned out to be pretty good, amrite?"
"Indeed, it looks great."
"You know what, Wilson?"
"What, House?"
"I love when you're baking."
"I know, House."
THE END
Anyway, it's an translation from Polish and I hope it's readable ;) Thanks for my friend, Katty B. who agreed to be my beta :)
Yep! It's a dialog only.
Title: We should do it more often
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Wilson
Raiting: pg (I think so)
Warnings: uhm, well, it looks like a slash to me XD
AN: Please, forgive me.
„Holy Mother of God, Wilson!"
"Umm… Hi, House…"
"Really, Jimmy, not even in my wildest dreams I thought I'd see what I'm seeing now. And in my own house!"
"House, please, don't get so excited. I thought you'll be back later."
"Don't get excited?! Jimmy, this is one of the fantasies I have, with you in the starring role."
"Sorry, House, but you'll have to wait 'till I'm done."
"Oh, come on, Jimmy, you naughty beast. Let me take a look."
"I don't think so."
"Jimmy."
"Not now, House."
"Jimmy!"
"No!"
"Jimmyyy!"
"I said no! Live me alone. Don't you see I'm occupied?"
"But Jimmy…"
"NO!"
"Let me try. It'd be fun, I promise. Please, Wilson."
"Ohh, ok, House, but only for a while."
"You know I love you, Jimmy."
"Yeah, sure."
"So whatcha doing, Wilson?"
"You'll see. Just don't touch."
"Why?"
"Trust me, House. Sit down and be quiet."
"Ok. God, Jimmy you're so sensitive."
"Fine, fine."
"Don't move."
"Wilson, it's quite big, you know?"
"I've noticed, House. Besides, trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"Isn't this…?"
"Yes. Yes, it is."
"I didn't know they..."
"Cause it's the latest model. It has six speeds and an extra attachment. Wanna see it in action?"
"Sure!"
"Press that button."
"It's so quiet."
"And it fits great in hand."
"Wow, Jimmy, you seem to know an awful lot about these toys."
"Of course I do. And now sit back and shut up."
"Why so slow, Jimmy? Can't you speed up a little?"
"House, the trick is to do it slowly. Believe me, soon you'll be fully satisfied."
"Figures. I can't wait."
" You gotta be patient, House."
"But I wanna finish already."
"Patience, House, patience."
"You know, Wilson, I love when you're so gentle and caring."
"Because it requires gentleness, right House?"
"Oh yeah. Jimmy, can I…?"
"No, House, you weren't supposed to touch!"
"Please, Wilson, let me."
"House, no!"
"Wilson…"
"House, I'm begging you …"
"I'll be gentle."
"House, please…"
"Relax, Jimmy."
"Don't do that, House! Damn, House, be careful! Don't squeeze it so… hard."
"Sorry, Jimmy. I guess did I squeezed it too hard after all."
"Yeah, now we need to clean this up."
"Yup, there's a huge mess."
"It's your fault, I told you to sit still."
"We could lick this off."
"House!"
"Fine! But Jimmy?"
"What?"
"Can I try it?"
"No, you can't."
"I'll only take some on my finger."
"No, House!"
"Then at least let me lick this."
"Do what you want."
"Mmm… delicious!"
"I know. It is mine."
"Are we finished now?"
"Yes we are."
"Too bad, it was pretty cool. I suggest we should do it more often."
"We'll see House. Maybe if you're good…"
"But the strawberry cake turned out to be pretty good, amrite?"
"Indeed, it looks great."
"You know what, Wilson?"
"What, House?"
"I love when you're baking."
"I know, House."
THE END