Canadianisms

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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you
may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Canada

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
may live in Canada

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you may live in Canada

If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Canada

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you may live in Canada

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada

If the speed limit on the highway is 100km -- you're going 110 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you may live in Canada

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you may live in Canada

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may
live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada