OTP thing

[ladymac111]

yoinked from Tumblr and posted here to be less obnoxious.

I'm doing this with Sherlock/John, of course.

• big spoon/little spoon: They switch it up, though Sherlock often spontaneously big spoons when they're sleeping
• favorite non-sexual activity: eating Chinese food on the couch after a case
• who uses all the hot water: Sherlock.  He's something of a diva in certain areas.
• most trivial thing they fight over: Whether the sheets need washing.
• who does most of the cleaning: John, obviously.
• what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: John again.  Sherlock doesn't give a fuck, but he watches what John puts on.
• who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: John again, though Mrs H usually knows.
• who steals the blankets: Sherlock
• who leaves their stuff around: Sherlock again
• who remembers to buy the milk: John, because he's the one who keeps leaving it out and it goes off.
• who remembers anniversaries: Neither of them!

• who cooks normally?: John, though Sherlock has done it a couple of times and it was excellent. But usually he can't be bothered.
• how often do they fight?: At least once a week, though it's usually relatively minor.  They have big fights every couple of months.
• what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Text.
• nicknames for each other?: "Idiot."
• who is more likely to pay for dinner?: John is more likely to have his wallet, though Sherlock is more likely to have a card that works.
• what would they get each other for gifts?: John would agonize over it and get something like a new Moleskine at the last minuet.  Sherlock would get something perfect, if he bothered.
• who made the first move?: Sherlock, though John wanted to.
• who remembers things?: Sherlock
• who started the relationship?: they started it together.  "Do you think we ...?" "Yes, I think so."
• who cusses more?: John, by a lot.  He swears casually.  Sherlock reserves his coarse language for special situations.
• what would they do if the other one was hurt?: You don't want to be there to find out.  People have died.