the world is ugly / and the people are sad.
projects to commence the moment i return to school:
learn how to form and sustain coherent thoughts.
befriend smart & savvy upperclassmen.
write poem that is not necessarily good but that hints at the latent talent i ostensibly have.
view every episode of family guy i have not seen, and perhaps review a few others.
hook up with rob mcewan.
i will also drink lots of classy alcohol. examples: wine, daiquiris, grey goose, grain.
i will also find a very serious yale man and date him. he must meet the following requirements:
-smiles rarely if at all
-has important things to do and thus very little time for me
-will one day be president of the united states (preferred)
i will not try to save him from himself nor melt his hard heart. he will do important stressful things and i will write poems and smoke cigarettes. omg i hope he exists.
i was in a bad mood today and i would like to thank the several people who offered to have sex with me. i would also like to thank abram for striking me sharply with a lanyard and sitting with me while i smoked.
learn how to form and sustain coherent thoughts.
befriend smart & savvy upperclassmen.
write poem that is not necessarily good but that hints at the latent talent i ostensibly have.
view every episode of family guy i have not seen, and perhaps review a few others.
hook up with rob mcewan.
i will also drink lots of classy alcohol. examples: wine, daiquiris, grey goose, grain.
i will also find a very serious yale man and date him. he must meet the following requirements:
-smiles rarely if at all
-has important things to do and thus very little time for me
-will one day be president of the united states (preferred)
i will not try to save him from himself nor melt his hard heart. he will do important stressful things and i will write poems and smoke cigarettes. omg i hope he exists.
i was in a bad mood today and i would like to thank the several people who offered to have sex with me. i would also like to thank abram for striking me sharply with a lanyard and sitting with me while i smoked.