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here was my night last night...written in the style of tucker max!
8pm: i go up to mark's room to see what he's up to. him and sean are playing halo like normal college boys. mark tells me that he doesn't think he's going out tonight. i inform him that i have a fifth of cruzan 120 and a pint of smirnoff triple distilled vodka in my trunk/room. going out is starting to sound really good to him. i also inform him that i have a playboy bunny costume that i really wanna wear out. he suggests that i go put in on just for fun. amazingly i decline.
8:30pm: gabe comes over and we convince mark that he's going out with us. i tell him that if i'm wearing a costume, so is he. we try to find someone with a bathrobe so he can be hugh hefner but after awhile, we give up. college guys don't own bathrobes, they just don't.
8:47pm: i go down to my room and change. my costume consists of a pink dress with a bunny tail on the ass. it laces in the back and it is so short that while it covers my front, my bubble butt makes it so that only half my ass is covered. to sort out this problem i bought white lace panties at victoria's secret to wear over the white fishnets i have. i also have a collar with a bow tie on it and cuffs with pink jewels. completing my outfit is my bunny ears and white high heels. i look utterly slutty. i begin to think that this night is going to be crazy.
9:15pm: i open my door only to find three police officers on rounds. they are two feet from my door when i open it. they sort of chuckle and i say "hey guys...wow, good timing." they keep walking and i can feel my entire face turning bright red. i go back to mark's room.
9:30pm: my outfit convinces sean to come with us. we leave in my car.
9:45pm: we show up at the first party. there are maybe 20 people there. there is one other girl. she is dressed as a 70s girl. everyone else is in regular clothes. i begin to think that dressing up was not such a good idea. i look like reese witherspoon in legally blonde when she shows up to the bitchy girls party wearing pretty much the same thing i'm wearing. i start drinking.
10:00pm: we leave.
10:10pm: we show up at jose's apartment so that he can buy gabe some beer.
10:30pm: we go back to the party to find that a lot more people have showed up. the place is packed. the other girl that was dressed up has left. i am now THE ONLY person dressed up, besides mark who i convinced to dress up as a snowboarder. all of the guys are staring at me, or my ass. the girls are whispering and giggling in my direction. it doesn't bother me much. mostly because i have already consumed half of my nalgene bottle full of alcohol.
10:42pm: we make our way to the back of the house. i see steve, a guy i know through sarah. the alcohol tells him "i love him" and i give him a huge hug. steve compliments my costume. i laugh and tell him it's lame nobody else is dressed up.
10:55pm: i tell mark i think we should go back to the dorms and change. a few guys around me hear me talking about changing. they all turn around and tell me how awesome i look and that under no circumstances should i change.
11:00pm: i leave to go change anyways. steve informs me that he has only been drinking root beer and that he can drive. he drives me, mark, and sean back in my car.
11:05pm: i go through night desk slightly toasted. i change. and we leave again.
11:20pm: we show up at the sig ep's frat house to pick up a boom box for the party.
11:25pm: we go back to the same party. steve calls someone to come out and help with the boom box. apparently while we were driving someone else showed up with one. we leave the boom box in my car. as we're walking up to the house, i see several girls walking into the house. they are all in costume. we go in. within half an hour, half of the house is now in costume. there are now very few girls not wearing costumes. i am not wearing a costume.
11:30pm: we can't find gabe. we call him and he says he's at a different party now and it's amazing. mark, sean, and i leave in my car. with the boom box.
11:37pm: we show up to the second party. EVERYONE is in costume. we walk in and a girl standing by the door falls over. she is wearing a sluttly referee costume and no underwear. everyone sees her britney. drunkingly, she stands up again. i decide that i am definitely not drunk enough for this party and i'm not wearing my fucking costume anymore.
11:45pm: i see kaitlyn taking pictures with some other people. i go up and say hi and she asks me where my costume is. i explain the night to her. she laughs and we take pictures. i tell her that i'm gunna go change. again.
11:50: mark, sean, and i leave. mark and sean decide they don't wanna go back out. gabe calls and we realize that mark still has his backpack, which contains all of gabe's beer. mark tells gabe i'll bring it back with me. i get gabe's number from mark.
midnight: i go through night desk. again. i change. again. i leave. again. this time i'm by myself, which means i have to drive. i haven't had much in awhile so i'm alright. not legal but alright.
12:10am: i call gabe and tell him i'm a few blocks away. he tells me not to go to the second house because it just got broken up by the cops. i pick him and ronnie up a few blocks away.
12:15am: we go back to the first house. we go in. more people are in costumes and i feel better about being in one myself. i start to drink again.
12:30am: steve finds me at the party. i talk to him for awhile.
1:00am: some guy walks up to me and asks me if i like steve. i tell him no. he asks if he's bothering me. if i want him to tell steve to leave me alone. i tell the random guy that i'm fine, that steve's a friend. he tells me that if i ever need him to tell steve to back off to come get him.
1:15am: another guys asks me if steve's bothering me. i tell him no. i can't tell if the guys are actually concerned or just looking for an excuse to come talk to me. i see a guy dressed up as hugh heffner. i fling my arms around him and exclaim "my heff!!!" i am intoxicated. luckily, so is he. he thinks i'm great. he keeps pointing at me and telling his friends he found his playboy bunny!
1:20am: somebody turns the music up and people start dancing. i start dancing and immediately someone joins me.
1:30am: my heff comes to dance too. someone else starts dancing with me too. i am now dancing with three guys at one time. one in the back, one in the front, and one on the side. i decide that being a playboy bunny has its perks.
1:40am: soulja boy crank that comes on. i tell everyone at the party that i know the whole dance. a few of the guys join me on the chorus and we do the soulja boy dance. we are all intoxicated. we are amazing.
1:45am: mark and sean are back at the party, completely sober. they tell me they drove some girl here cuz she wanted to go out. sean says he'll drive me home.
1:55am: a lot of people have left. we decide to leave too. sean drives me, steve, gabe, and ronnie back in my car.
2:00am: i go through night desk belligerent. luckily i work night desk so i don't actually have to check in. i walk past my co-workers. i can't tell if they know i'm drunk or not. i decide that staying in my room is not a good idea. i change and i go up to mark's room.
2:10am: mark and sean put on underworld 2. mark climbs into his bed with me and i pass out on his chest within the first two minutes of the movie.
man i love halloween.
8pm: i go up to mark's room to see what he's up to. him and sean are playing halo like normal college boys. mark tells me that he doesn't think he's going out tonight. i inform him that i have a fifth of cruzan 120 and a pint of smirnoff triple distilled vodka in my trunk/room. going out is starting to sound really good to him. i also inform him that i have a playboy bunny costume that i really wanna wear out. he suggests that i go put in on just for fun. amazingly i decline.
8:30pm: gabe comes over and we convince mark that he's going out with us. i tell him that if i'm wearing a costume, so is he. we try to find someone with a bathrobe so he can be hugh hefner but after awhile, we give up. college guys don't own bathrobes, they just don't.
8:47pm: i go down to my room and change. my costume consists of a pink dress with a bunny tail on the ass. it laces in the back and it is so short that while it covers my front, my bubble butt makes it so that only half my ass is covered. to sort out this problem i bought white lace panties at victoria's secret to wear over the white fishnets i have. i also have a collar with a bow tie on it and cuffs with pink jewels. completing my outfit is my bunny ears and white high heels. i look utterly slutty. i begin to think that this night is going to be crazy.
9:15pm: i open my door only to find three police officers on rounds. they are two feet from my door when i open it. they sort of chuckle and i say "hey guys...wow, good timing." they keep walking and i can feel my entire face turning bright red. i go back to mark's room.
9:30pm: my outfit convinces sean to come with us. we leave in my car.
9:45pm: we show up at the first party. there are maybe 20 people there. there is one other girl. she is dressed as a 70s girl. everyone else is in regular clothes. i begin to think that dressing up was not such a good idea. i look like reese witherspoon in legally blonde when she shows up to the bitchy girls party wearing pretty much the same thing i'm wearing. i start drinking.
10:00pm: we leave.
10:10pm: we show up at jose's apartment so that he can buy gabe some beer.
10:30pm: we go back to the party to find that a lot more people have showed up. the place is packed. the other girl that was dressed up has left. i am now THE ONLY person dressed up, besides mark who i convinced to dress up as a snowboarder. all of the guys are staring at me, or my ass. the girls are whispering and giggling in my direction. it doesn't bother me much. mostly because i have already consumed half of my nalgene bottle full of alcohol.
10:42pm: we make our way to the back of the house. i see steve, a guy i know through sarah. the alcohol tells him "i love him" and i give him a huge hug. steve compliments my costume. i laugh and tell him it's lame nobody else is dressed up.
10:55pm: i tell mark i think we should go back to the dorms and change. a few guys around me hear me talking about changing. they all turn around and tell me how awesome i look and that under no circumstances should i change.
11:00pm: i leave to go change anyways. steve informs me that he has only been drinking root beer and that he can drive. he drives me, mark, and sean back in my car.
11:05pm: i go through night desk slightly toasted. i change. and we leave again.
11:20pm: we show up at the sig ep's frat house to pick up a boom box for the party.
11:25pm: we go back to the same party. steve calls someone to come out and help with the boom box. apparently while we were driving someone else showed up with one. we leave the boom box in my car. as we're walking up to the house, i see several girls walking into the house. they are all in costume. we go in. within half an hour, half of the house is now in costume. there are now very few girls not wearing costumes. i am not wearing a costume.
11:30pm: we can't find gabe. we call him and he says he's at a different party now and it's amazing. mark, sean, and i leave in my car. with the boom box.
11:37pm: we show up to the second party. EVERYONE is in costume. we walk in and a girl standing by the door falls over. she is wearing a sluttly referee costume and no underwear. everyone sees her britney. drunkingly, she stands up again. i decide that i am definitely not drunk enough for this party and i'm not wearing my fucking costume anymore.
11:45pm: i see kaitlyn taking pictures with some other people. i go up and say hi and she asks me where my costume is. i explain the night to her. she laughs and we take pictures. i tell her that i'm gunna go change. again.
11:50: mark, sean, and i leave. mark and sean decide they don't wanna go back out. gabe calls and we realize that mark still has his backpack, which contains all of gabe's beer. mark tells gabe i'll bring it back with me. i get gabe's number from mark.
midnight: i go through night desk. again. i change. again. i leave. again. this time i'm by myself, which means i have to drive. i haven't had much in awhile so i'm alright. not legal but alright.
12:10am: i call gabe and tell him i'm a few blocks away. he tells me not to go to the second house because it just got broken up by the cops. i pick him and ronnie up a few blocks away.
12:15am: we go back to the first house. we go in. more people are in costumes and i feel better about being in one myself. i start to drink again.
12:30am: steve finds me at the party. i talk to him for awhile.
1:00am: some guy walks up to me and asks me if i like steve. i tell him no. he asks if he's bothering me. if i want him to tell steve to leave me alone. i tell the random guy that i'm fine, that steve's a friend. he tells me that if i ever need him to tell steve to back off to come get him.
1:15am: another guys asks me if steve's bothering me. i tell him no. i can't tell if the guys are actually concerned or just looking for an excuse to come talk to me. i see a guy dressed up as hugh heffner. i fling my arms around him and exclaim "my heff!!!" i am intoxicated. luckily, so is he. he thinks i'm great. he keeps pointing at me and telling his friends he found his playboy bunny!
1:20am: somebody turns the music up and people start dancing. i start dancing and immediately someone joins me.
1:30am: my heff comes to dance too. someone else starts dancing with me too. i am now dancing with three guys at one time. one in the back, one in the front, and one on the side. i decide that being a playboy bunny has its perks.
1:40am: soulja boy crank that comes on. i tell everyone at the party that i know the whole dance. a few of the guys join me on the chorus and we do the soulja boy dance. we are all intoxicated. we are amazing.
1:45am: mark and sean are back at the party, completely sober. they tell me they drove some girl here cuz she wanted to go out. sean says he'll drive me home.
1:55am: a lot of people have left. we decide to leave too. sean drives me, steve, gabe, and ronnie back in my car.
2:00am: i go through night desk belligerent. luckily i work night desk so i don't actually have to check in. i walk past my co-workers. i can't tell if they know i'm drunk or not. i decide that staying in my room is not a good idea. i change and i go up to mark's room.
2:10am: mark and sean put on underworld 2. mark climbs into his bed with me and i pass out on his chest within the first two minutes of the movie.
man i love halloween.