OK. SO. Maybe you have all seen this, and I am very sorry for spamming your flist... but this is monumental to my personal development in the department of hooking up on the street, so I am compelled to share this moving moment.
While procrastinating from urgent homework, I was watching this interesting short 'film' in which there is a very cute Korean boy who reminded me of Rei and I went monkeybonkers. I will subsequently call him shotaRei.
awwwwwww
It started off very cute and sweet. Innocent enough to deceive ... all of us.
1. Boy drops roll of film on moving bus.
2. Roll of film rolls down the isle and finds a left foot.
3. Owner of left foot and shotaRei exchange furtive glances of intense but restrained (as socially appropriate) attraction... except shotaRei avoids making eye contact, because that is what a girl should do.
4. He eventually works up the courage to retrieve his film, and the two exchange more stolen glances (this goes on for about 20 minutes, and everyone else on the bus is oblivious to the explosion of shotaRei pheromones). Unfortunately shotaRei has to get off the bus, and smiles to himself as he thinks the other boy is following him. He turns around and finds no one. Very disappointed, he continues to walk on only to find....
5. HIMSELF AMBUSHED BY A RANDOM CUPID LADY (who reminds me of Fairy!Yukikaze except very fluffy) WHO WAVES HER WAND AND STARTS
S.I.N.G.I.N.G.
about how to hook up on the street because people totally do that all the time I mean of course I am totally checking out that hot dude walking behind me with my handy rear view mirror! If I like him, I'll alter the speed of my walk and if he keeps up it means it's 100% GO! And you know everyone hooks up walking down the street.... right? What else can you possible do when you're walking?
OMG EWW NO NOT A MACHO! D: D: D:
(I.. I don't really know how to describe what I felt when this part happened. I think I nearly wet myself with a mix of euphoric joy and WTKAHSF:OIEG AKSH CEIGHASKDJ EGIHASKH EG)
the following:
And how is that dude in the flower shirt NOT Jack Bukhar?
And this seductive princely smile. Hello Jack! :D
... OK maybe not so Jack.
oh well nevermind, just hook up with someone else and test him out with my changing walking speeds. BECAUSE THAT IS TOTALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO.
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IT'S ACTUALLY NOT NORMAL TO HOOK UP ON THE STREET!!!
At least, after the song ends, and Cupid Lady sends her blessings to shotaRei, the story continues. And it's very cute.
JUST WATCH IT OK. IT IS A VERY LIFE CHANGING AND INFORMATIVE STORY ABOUT HOW TO HOOK UP ON THE STREET!
Boy Meets Boy - N/A Actually the song is kinda catchy... TAT