STDs and Gilmore Girls
I guess I'm a little more like my mother than I thought. I use tv show references to make examples, and apparently so does she. I'm trying to sort out this internship thing. For those of you who don't know, I've already accepted an internship for this summer. But I found out a week ago that I was a finalist in this 4000 dollar paid internship, and now I'm having issues because the internship counselor is telling me to go for it, but I've made the commitment and I have morals. Also, offending people in my future line of work is a VERY bad idea. So I'm giving it up. Goodbye 4000 dollars. But while I was discussing it with my mother, she decided to tell me a Gilmore Girls story, about how Rory was graduating and got offered a job in Boston but she really wanted the NY internship so she turned it down and waited, and then she didn't get it, and the other job was filled, and all of her other opportunities fell through. So she had nothing to do. And I'm thinking, "How is this supposed to make me feel better?" And then, god knows why, she starts talking about how Logan asked her to marry him and she said no and he was going to California and didn't want a long distance relationship. So she has no job and no hot rich boyfriend. And I'm on the other end of the line practically crying because I'm so stressed and this story really is not helping. Luckily then I talked to my dad and he said something that actually made sense. That's dealt with and I can finally relax, thank god.
God, I wish my birthday was here. I could really use a drink. Actually, what I'd really like to do is what Clark and Lana did on Smallville. Lana just wanted to scream, and they did. Sadly, I'm a little short of open fields in the middle of nowhere.
But you know what? I'm going to see Julie Andrews tomorrow, so everything will be ok.
P.S. Random quote from yesterday's weirdness: "Hello. I'm Syphilis. I've come to save your women."
We were talking yesterday and somehow we started talking about how my roommate's friend wanted to name her kid Chlamydia because she thought it was a pretty name. (She thinks she was joking.) And then Sarah suggested Syphilis, and both Hallie and I thought it sounded like a Greek name, and then Sarah said, Yeah, a hero, and that's how that quote was born. Sorry, random I know, but it was really funny last night.
God, I wish my birthday was here. I could really use a drink. Actually, what I'd really like to do is what Clark and Lana did on Smallville. Lana just wanted to scream, and they did. Sadly, I'm a little short of open fields in the middle of nowhere.
But you know what? I'm going to see Julie Andrews tomorrow, so everything will be ok.
P.S. Random quote from yesterday's weirdness: "Hello. I'm Syphilis. I've come to save your women."
We were talking yesterday and somehow we started talking about how my roommate's friend wanted to name her kid Chlamydia because she thought it was a pretty name. (She thinks she was joking.) And then Sarah suggested Syphilis, and both Hallie and I thought it sounded like a Greek name, and then Sarah said, Yeah, a hero, and that's how that quote was born. Sorry, random I know, but it was really funny last night.