SUPER FABULOUS KEY GODDESS BIRTHDAY PIMP POST
forever by yours truly
honestly, tell me what do i even say about such a flawless amazing boy (?) in one livejournal post.
i had to think this over a couple of times ngel. i have no idea what i'm going to even talk about in the post yet (cause obv i haven't written it) but since it needs to be key-worthy and all things big and bright and fabulous and amazing are key worthy i'm going to have to follow through.
all this 'key worthy, taem worthy, jonghyun worthy, ect" talk lately really honestly got me to think... what makes one key worthy?
ty taemtations for coining this term
this really ties in with this key interview controversy stuff lately, but i think key's real. you can tell when idols fake things (really jjong your mouth does not open that wide when you're surprised no matter how much of a natural derp you are k) and okay you see i do not only stan key for the osm that he is.
honestly i started stanning him because of this
Click to viewand because i thought he was pretty okay i won't lie that's the truth. but i think i had good intuition when i picked him because he's turned out to be one of the most honest (although brutal) raw, real idols in kpop right now, and it just makes me love him even more.
he must be brave. and sometimes i am scared for him. i deep down honestly and will forever believe that key is gay. okay? and there's nothing wrong with that because there are so many people in kfandom that religiously believe that their favorite idol is straight. it's normal. call it delusional, call it stupid, but saying someone isn't gay, declining that and just rejecting the idea that they could be... is just about as bad as accusing them as such. so certain bitch on omona that i bitch about on twitter all the time for not stanning key right... that's why i'm mad. don't just downright deny he's not, it's as bad as insisting he is (which ofc, i do without shame because i'm a loser n___n)
omg what was i even talking about.
have some key while i think
O RIGHT KEY WORTHY THINGS
honestly since key's character and personality is so... controversial? idk what the right word to use would be but imo he could be many different things, and i accept him for that. and i'm sure that's what he wants to be honest because it seems like he has to try really hard on a day to day basis to keep his... idk flamboyant side under control? lol
i love him any way he is, because he's beautiful, he has flaws, he's kind of a bitch but he's raw and pure (maybe not so pure b/c he's such a slut omg) and honest and that just makes me respect... and look up to him so much.
i want to be key.
is that weird?
i used to stan jonghyun. for maybe all of two months idk. it wasn't major stanning, honestly i've never stanned anyone as hard as i have for key. but i saw shinee for the first time in ring ding dong and liked jonghyun b/c of his osm hair. and i mean idk i love key and all but honestly i would gladly run into jonghyun's perfectly toned arms any day okay.
but i love jongkey too much. they're too precious and real for me to want to like jonghyun like that. i wish i was key. the thing i would do if i was key. the opportunities that i'd have and take advantage of if i was key.
i should stop b/c this is creepy n___n
he's such a perfect bitch o god i am jealous
so have you guys read this yet, it's my masterpiece from my fan account
heechul please. please. please.
please just teach key a lesson already.
i know shinee is young and sm wants to keep their innocent image for a while longer but god damn key can usurp heechul in hbic/fanservicing i know he will and i will not be patient for when the time comes anymore. key can do it. he can make it fucking amazing too. let me copy-paste real quick from the most amazing thing i've ever read on omona;
"Key on the other hand, exudes a subtle and androgynous sexiness - I trust that you've seen his epic Muzik performance? You can't deny that he had every man and woman's creaming themselves. It's impossible to be that sexy without being in touch with one's own sexuality."
can you even comprehend what his fanservice would be like... you guys... omfg tearing just thinking about it. and heechul got me thinking... i never used to be bothered that he never fanserviced with geng. okay he almost did once but shindong stopped it i think. but i was never angry because i knew that as long as they didn't fanservice on stage i could be delusional and be assured that they were real offstage. ♥ lmao you guys missed my crazed hanchul phase.
so as much as i'd love to see jongkey fanservice in the way heechul does, i never want it to happen between them. but oh god does key need to start taking fanservicing lessons from heechul because i want to see it. they're so alike those two... it blows my mind.
i'd just love to someday discover jongkey together, never tell anyone (except for maybe anna and my favorite jongkey stans here on lj smth) and keep that image of them together in my pocket forever. dnw any scandals ripping shinee apart D:
honestly this all made me realize... i was key and heechul to fanservice together. omfg you guise it's my dream.
it's also my dream for key to ditch the ke$ha music and legit start having solos in concerts with lady gaga songs. omfg i've imagined it all in my head. love game. poker face. just dance. paparazzi. fame. bad romance. everything. he needs to. i know the boy loves lady gaga. can he just have an amazingly fierce just dance stage again or something and fanservice with heechul please? or maybe even like idk minho. or someone else from super junior. never onew because onew is was too cute and silly for something like that and never jjong because i'm selfish and never taemin because omfg groce that's his son but someone. and soon because i want another thing to be proud of my boy with. ♥
because honestly there's nothing i want more than to see key going down on like heechul or idk someone else who'd make it hot GO AHEAD JUDGE ME BUT IDGAF WHAT YOU SAY GDI I LIKE ME.
basically key should do hot things like this so i can watch/admire him from afar.
ANYWAY KEY idk what else to say about you~ god i just love him so much. i'm so happy, like three people told me that i'm the best key stan they know and i was like "omg awww ;~;"
KEY I WILL CONTINUE TO STAN YOU FOREVER AND EVER~ AND HAVE A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BB OKAY?
so once i find my camera cord i'll upload my pictures of the beautiful pink strawberry cupcakes my sister and i made for him l m a o
here's some snarky key
and some madonna key (i got jailed for this jsyk)
TYFYT ♥