Me + my brother=weirdness
So we're sitting here, for some reason watching a public television telethon. Well anyway, Kevin declares "our church should hold a telethon, only it wouldn't be a telethon, it would be a pewathon..."
We decided that a pewathon would entail us holding the members hostage in the pews and forcing them to watch mediocre entertainment.
A pelage of only 20 dollars will get you a short bathroom brake, At the Fifty dollar level, you will be able to go down stairs and partake in a potluck dinner. At the 100 dollar level, we have this lovely Pastor Sue bobble head, and finally at the Million dollar level you can actually leave, and you don't have to even come back... at least not until the next pewathon.
We decided that a pewathon would entail us holding the members hostage in the pews and forcing them to watch mediocre entertainment.
A pelage of only 20 dollars will get you a short bathroom brake, At the Fifty dollar level, you will be able to go down stairs and partake in a potluck dinner. At the 100 dollar level, we have this lovely Pastor Sue bobble head, and finally at the Million dollar level you can actually leave, and you don't have to even come back... at least not until the next pewathon.