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Two men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church."
"How's that?" asked his friend.
It's easy," he said. "Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip."
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After being away from home for three months trying to make it on the European tour, Grimsby, a young golf pro, was finally home and in bed with his wife hoping to make up for lost time. Later that evening they were both asleep, when a loud knock came at the door. They both sat up quickly, not realizing where they were.
"My God, that must be your husband!" exclaimed Grimsby, not yet fully awake.
"No, it can't be," said his wife. "He's in Europe playing golf."
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A couple whose passion had cooled went to a marriage counselor for advice. They went through a number of sessions with little success, until suddenly at one session the counselor grabbed the wife and kissed her passionately.
"There," he said to the husband. "That's what she needs every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday."
"Well," replied the husband, "I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Saturdays and Sundays are my golf days."
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Grissom was playing alone at Pebble Beach one fine and beautiful day and was paired off with Cornfield and Berry. After playing a few holes and getting to know each other, Cornfield asked him why he was out playing such a beautiful course all by himself.
"Well, you see," replied Grissom, "my wife and I have played this course every year for the past twenty-five summers. However, she recently passed away. I'm keeping our tee time in her memory."
"That's very touching and sad." murmured Berry. "But I'd think you'd be able to find a friend to take her place."
"So did I," replied Grissom. "But they all wanted to go to her funeral."
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"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing." - Dave Hill
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As you all can see, I was a bit bored this afternoon. These were all taken from a book of my Grandpa's that I found. I go back to my parents in a week and will be able to post more then.
"How's that?" asked his friend.
It's easy," he said. "Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip."
*****
After being away from home for three months trying to make it on the European tour, Grimsby, a young golf pro, was finally home and in bed with his wife hoping to make up for lost time. Later that evening they were both asleep, when a loud knock came at the door. They both sat up quickly, not realizing where they were.
"My God, that must be your husband!" exclaimed Grimsby, not yet fully awake.
"No, it can't be," said his wife. "He's in Europe playing golf."
*****
A couple whose passion had cooled went to a marriage counselor for advice. They went through a number of sessions with little success, until suddenly at one session the counselor grabbed the wife and kissed her passionately.
"There," he said to the husband. "That's what she needs every Monday, Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday."
"Well," replied the husband, "I can bring her in on Mondays and Wednesdays, but Saturdays and Sundays are my golf days."
*****
Grissom was playing alone at Pebble Beach one fine and beautiful day and was paired off with Cornfield and Berry. After playing a few holes and getting to know each other, Cornfield asked him why he was out playing such a beautiful course all by himself.
"Well, you see," replied Grissom, "my wife and I have played this course every year for the past twenty-five summers. However, she recently passed away. I'm keeping our tee time in her memory."
"That's very touching and sad." murmured Berry. "But I'd think you'd be able to find a friend to take her place."
"So did I," replied Grissom. "But they all wanted to go to her funeral."
*****
"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing." - Dave Hill
*****
As you all can see, I was a bit bored this afternoon. These were all taken from a book of my Grandpa's that I found. I go back to my parents in a week and will be able to post more then.