one of those stories I feel like should be passed on.
I work with two boys. the younger one, Daniel, and I were trying to count their numerous incestious fish (they have something like 50 that were parented by two fish). Somehow the conversation ended up with me talking about my boyfriend's empty fish tank (it's been empty for well over a year). "so do you think i should buy him a fish?"
Daniel, "you should buy him one for fathers day"
me, "well, he's not a father, so that would be kind of weird."
Daniel, "well you two are married aren't you?"
me, "uhhhh no"
Daniel, "oh, well, you should get him a goldfish when you get married. you get him a goldfish, he gets you a ring!"
Daniel, "you should buy him one for fathers day"
me, "well, he's not a father, so that would be kind of weird."
Daniel, "well you two are married aren't you?"
me, "uhhhh no"
Daniel, "oh, well, you should get him a goldfish when you get married. you get him a goldfish, he gets you a ring!"