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ladyjaida

Let's learn some stuff about the greeks!

Feb 05, 2007 21:17

You know, I am really loving some of these Gender & Sexuality in Ancient Greece Readings. I am particularly fond of a dialogue between Zeus and Ganymede that goes a little something like this. (I am paraphrasing, but this is actually the dialogue distilled into its most pure form.)

Zeus: Hello! I have kidnapped you so that you will serve as my ( Read more... )

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xmindthegapx February 6 2007, 02:39:10 UTC

This... is amazingly hilarious. Zeus is such a horny bastard. LJ is killing my morality, I swear. My dad and I were labeling our family members as Greek mythological characters. My mom is Hera, my sister is a peacock. I would have been Argus if my vision were not, like, zero.

Also, I would like all of us to recall this fine Wincest moment:

Sam: Two queens.
Kid: I'll bet.

xmindthegapx February 6 2007, 02:40:31 UTC

...or maybe it was Dean. Can't remember, too busy failing at life.

ladyjaida February 6 2007, 02:45:22 UTC

That kid totally had their number down. I like how it is actually canon that they go around the country convincing people they're homosexuals. It's awesome times. I love SPN more than anything.

Like, I just totally didn't realize how insane some of these readings are. There's this one poet whose "poetry" consists of every single euphemism ever for the penis. Now THAT is poetry.

xmindthegapx February 6 2007, 02:52:19 UTC

Seriously. I miss Ava, though. She was kiyute. But at first, I was like, "WINCEST EWWWWWWWWWWWW." But you people. Pat Robertson should hire you guys as converters.

The Greeks were such flamers... woman-haters too, I think. But penis? That shit's funny. Feliz Dennis has a poem about average penis size too. And don't you mention it a coupla times? IT'S A POETIC STAPLE.

unen2gemismasin February 6 2007, 03:26:15 UTC

i... i think i need the name of that author. need it. real bad. pleeeeeeeeeease?

ladyjaida February 6 2007, 04:14:07 UTC

Archilochus!

"It is only the sword that Capys loves. After all, he considers everything else trilling except for an upright cock plunging into the recesses of his buttocks. And he looks fondly on a lover only as long as he finds pleasure in being stabbed by him. But whenever the pleasure ceases, he discards his former friend and finds better-hung monsters. And so, Zeus, may the treacherous and loveless race of pathics be destroyed, utterly destroyed."

unen2gemismasin February 6 2007, 05:50:41 UTC

OH MY FUCK. that's... um. AWESOME. right up there with Rochester, whom i love: In th' isle of Britain, long since famous grown ( ... )

cinnamonblood February 6 2007, 03:35:00 UTC

There's this one poet whose "poetry" consists of every single euphemism ever for the penis. Now THAT is poetry.

Dude, I have to read that. What's the poet's name?

ladyjaida February 6 2007, 04:17:36 UTC

Archilochus! See above. Also, just for you (BECAUSE OMG HERCULES AND IOLAUS!!!!):

"The mind of a pathic and a foul whore is the same. Both delight in taking cash, in being screwed and bored through, fucked and penetrated, doweled and wedged apart, stuffed and pounded. For both of them one mounter is never enough, but they always derive pleasure from gulping down all the way one plunging(?) cock after another of their fuckers, from trying for bigger and thicker rods which plunge about, seek out all their insides, rend the gaping depths of the dread pit, and advance right to the middle of the navel. Therefore to hell with the randy slut together with the wide-assed race of pathics."

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