I'll preface this by saying that most of the books on this list will be re-reads, as I do not have enough money to fund my book addiction. Books I have already read will have an asterisk.
ETA: Now that I have bookswim, I'll be reading a lot more new books!
1.
Bitter is the New Black- Jen Lancaster*
2.
Bright Lights, Big Ass- Jen Lancaster*
3.
Such a Pretty Fat- Jen Lancaster*
4.
We Thought You Would Be Prettier: True Tales of the Dorkiest Girl Alive- Laurie Notaro*
5.
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea- Chelsea Handler
6.
Tales From The Teacher's Lounge- Robert Wilder
7.
Time of My Life- Allison Winn Scotch*
8.
So Sexy So Soon: The New Sexualized Childhood and What Parents Can Do to Protect Their Kids- Diane E. Levin and Jean Kilbourne
9.
Remember Me?- Sophie Kinsella*
10.
Chasing Harry Winston- Lauren Weisberger*
11.
The Opposite of Love- Julie Buxbaum
12.
I Still Have It: I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It- Rita Rudner
13
. Whacked- Jules Asner
14.
Swapping Lives- Jane Green*
15.
Shoe Addicts Anonymous- Beth Harbison*
16.
Waiter Rant- Steve Dublanica*
17.
Belly Laughs- Jenny McCarthy
18.
Baby Laughs- Jenny McCarthy
19.
sTORItelling- Tori Spelling
20.
Match Me If You Can- Susan Elzabeth Phillips*
21.
I Was A Really Good Mom Before I Had Kids: reinventing modern motherhood- Trisha Ashworth and Amy Nobile
22.
The Solomon Sisters Wise Up- Melissa Senate*
23.
The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy- Vicki Iovine
24.
The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death- Laurie Notaro
25.
A Nurse's Story: Life, Death, and In-Between in an Intensive Care Unit- Tilda Shalof
26.
Pretty in Plaid- Jen Lancaster
27.
Angels- Marian Keyes*
28.
Sippy Cups Are Not For Chardonnay (and other things I had to learn as a new mom)- Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
29.
Love The One You're With- Emily Giffin
30.
Little Earthquakes- Jennifer Weiner*
31.
Stork Naked- Piers Anthony
32.
Mommywood- Tori Spelling
33.
Foul Play- Janet Evanovich
34.
Finger Lickin' Fifteen- Janet Evanovich
35.
Confessions of a Contractor- Richard Murphy
36.
Kitchen Confidential- Anthony Bourdain
37.
Don't You Forget About Me- Jancee Dunn
38.
Marley and Me- John Grogan
39.
Best Friends Forever- Jennifer Weiner
40. Bergdorf Blondes- Plum Sykes
41. How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale- Jenna Jameson
42. Twenties Girl- Sophie Kinsella
43. Where's My F*cking Latte? (and other stories about being an assistant in Hollywood)- Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff
44. Bitter is the New Black- Jen Lancaster*
45. Bright Lights, Big Ass- Jen Lancaster*
46. Such a Pretty Fat- Jen Lancaster*