Сегодня на ресепшене получила вот такой вот загадочный конверт на мое имя, явно не рабочая корреспонденция :) Конверт немного выпуклый, примерное сантиментр в высоту. Как думаете, что там внутри?
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а толщина конверта имеет значение?) или то, что внутри, вполне может быть, как "толстеньким", так и плоским? быть может это какое-то необычное приглашение на мероприятие?
Для начала следует определиться с логикой, всё ли у нас с ней хорошо: A blonde at the grocery store: - I would like 4 tomatoes, 4 potatoes and 4 onions - I can help you with the tomatoes and the potatoes, but not with the onions... - Ok... than I'll have 2 tomatoes, 2 potatoes and 2 onions - I see you don't understand me: I have tomatoes, I have potatoes, but I have no onions - I see... than I'll have a tomato, a potato and an onion - Ok, let's do this the other way around. If you take the "mato" out of the "tomato", what do you have? - Aaaa... "to"? - Right, and if you take the "tato" out of the "potato", what do you have? - Aaaa... "po"? - Excellent, and if you take the "fuck" out of the "onion", what do you have? - Aaaa... aaa... but there is no "fuck" in "onion" - Exactly, there is no fuckin' onion!
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быть может это какое-то необычное приглашение на мероприятие?
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A blonde at the grocery store:
- I would like 4 tomatoes, 4 potatoes and 4 onions
- I can help you with the tomatoes and the potatoes, but not with the
onions...
- Ok... than I'll have 2 tomatoes, 2 potatoes and 2 onions
- I see you don't understand me: I have tomatoes, I have potatoes, but I
have no onions
- I see... than I'll have a tomato, a potato and an onion
- Ok, let's do this the other way around. If you take the "mato" out of the
"tomato", what do you have?
- Aaaa... "to"?
- Right, and if you take the "tato" out of the "potato", what do you have?
- Aaaa... "po"?
- Excellent, and if you take the "fuck" out of the "onion", what do you
have?
- Aaaa... aaa... but there is no "fuck" in "onion"
- Exactly, there is no fuckin' onion!
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