How to tell your mother is getting old.
About a half hour after I dropped Ryan off at school today, I discovered I had a missed call and a voicemail from my mom asking me to call her back. I called her back twice and got no answer. About a half hour later she calls me back and says "What took you so long to call me back?? I called you at 8:30. Didn't you have to take Ryan to school today?"
I'm like "Um.. Yes"
So she says "Then why didn't you answer your phone??"
I was like "...Because I was taking Ryan to school.. Wtf?"
She proceeds to tell me she accidentally overdrew from the bank, and needs to make a deposit, and that the bank closes at 4pm.
I tell her Ryan gets out an hour early today around 2:30, so when he gets home I'll come pick her up and take her to the bank.
She's like "Why does it have to be at 2:30? Why not earlier?"
I say "Because I don't want to go earlier."
She's like "WHY SO LATE???"
I was like "Late? How old are you? You just told me the bank doesn't close until 4pm"
I can't. I mean, what the hell? Old people always in a hurry to be everywhere early in the morning. Acting like 2:30 is late. Come on.
I'm like "Um.. Yes"
So she says "Then why didn't you answer your phone??"
I was like "...Because I was taking Ryan to school.. Wtf?"
She proceeds to tell me she accidentally overdrew from the bank, and needs to make a deposit, and that the bank closes at 4pm.
I tell her Ryan gets out an hour early today around 2:30, so when he gets home I'll come pick her up and take her to the bank.
She's like "Why does it have to be at 2:30? Why not earlier?"
I say "Because I don't want to go earlier."
She's like "WHY SO LATE???"
I was like "Late? How old are you? You just told me the bank doesn't close until 4pm"
I can't. I mean, what the hell? Old people always in a hurry to be everywhere early in the morning. Acting like 2:30 is late. Come on.