see how I spend my nights?
Got back from DC last night, but I had missed my big important rugby banquet. So I didn't get a chance to see any of the awards or receive my own awards. Sadness!
Still, I hustled downtown and caught up with the girls, who were already three sheets to the wind by the time I got there. Several shots later (thoughtfully provided by my friends) and I was on the same level. Does anyone else notice that women's homoerotic urges come out in full force when they start drinking? I sure notice...but that is because all these girls seem to like to kiss, grab or otherwise fondle me when we go out drinking. And yes, I was dragged into the bathroom at one point to have a quickie makeout session with the girl I hooked up with last week. The really bizarro part is that there were two bathrooms, unisex, that could accomodate one person each. And while I was getting dragged into one of them, I glanced over and saw her boyfriend waiting in line for the other. And yet he didn't suspect a thing. Huh.
Anyhoo, back to the homoeroticism...one of the other girls on my team kept kissing me all night long - on the lips, on the neck, and yes, on that incredibly sensitive earlobe. Oh yeah, and at one point she felt the need to nip my nipple through my shirt. I was like, "Uh......" Probably one of the few moments in my life that I haven't had anything to say. I also like how all of this attention comes after I hooked up with the current girl (who we'll call Betty, in order to protect the innocent). What's the saying? "When it rains, it pours." I suppose after a two year dry spell, I'm sort of due.
The only bad thing about last night was that I was too drunk and tired this morning to get up for football tryouts. So now I have to wait until the 18th. Ah well....
Still, I hustled downtown and caught up with the girls, who were already three sheets to the wind by the time I got there. Several shots later (thoughtfully provided by my friends) and I was on the same level. Does anyone else notice that women's homoerotic urges come out in full force when they start drinking? I sure notice...but that is because all these girls seem to like to kiss, grab or otherwise fondle me when we go out drinking. And yes, I was dragged into the bathroom at one point to have a quickie makeout session with the girl I hooked up with last week. The really bizarro part is that there were two bathrooms, unisex, that could accomodate one person each. And while I was getting dragged into one of them, I glanced over and saw her boyfriend waiting in line for the other. And yet he didn't suspect a thing. Huh.
Anyhoo, back to the homoeroticism...one of the other girls on my team kept kissing me all night long - on the lips, on the neck, and yes, on that incredibly sensitive earlobe. Oh yeah, and at one point she felt the need to nip my nipple through my shirt. I was like, "Uh......" Probably one of the few moments in my life that I haven't had anything to say. I also like how all of this attention comes after I hooked up with the current girl (who we'll call Betty, in order to protect the innocent). What's the saying? "When it rains, it pours." I suppose after a two year dry spell, I'm sort of due.
The only bad thing about last night was that I was too drunk and tired this morning to get up for football tryouts. So now I have to wait until the 18th. Ah well....