AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH
I opened the door to let a dog out. A gigantic wolf spider, the biggest one I've ever seen, darted around the door, ran ACROSS MY HAND (MY HAND! MY HAND!) and dropped to the floor. MY HAND! She was bigger than my palm. Huge! AUGH.
She was, furthermore, carrying an egg sac. Crap on a pointy stick, that means if we don't evict her the babies will hatch in here, and there will be swarms of tiny spiders EVERYwhere. So we had to FIND her. AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH I can still FEEL the spider's LEGS running across my HAND!
She has been evicted and her babies will not overrun our house.
But I can still FEEL it! AUGH.
She was, furthermore, carrying an egg sac. Crap on a pointy stick, that means if we don't evict her the babies will hatch in here, and there will be swarms of tiny spiders EVERYwhere. So we had to FIND her. AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH I can still FEEL the spider's LEGS running across my HAND!
She has been evicted and her babies will not overrun our house.
But I can still FEEL it! AUGH.