I don't believe it. There is an iGod....
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/
A.I. has now greatly amused me. LOL
Update:
My Convesation with the man upstairs via iGod. LOL
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jessica
God:
What's up, Jessica.
Me:
The sky is up.
God:
I believe that the sky is blue.
Me:
Only during the day.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
day
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
We haven't been talking that long.
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Is Harry Potter evil?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Why would she know if Harry Potter's evil and not you?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
To direct people to Paola?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I thought you already were?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
How come?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Do you like Harry Potter?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
What about Star Wars?
God:
Star Wars? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
You should see the movies.
God:
If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
You are God. Anything is surpose to be possible.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Whats 2 + 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
What is the capital of Spain?
God:
The capital of Spain is Madrid.
Me:
Who is Harry Potter's best friend?
God:
My best friends are Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
That's cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I wish other people thought I was cool.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Don't you know already?
God:
Perhaps. Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
That was such a God thing to say.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I have to go.
God:
See you later, Jessica. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Oh, am I forgiven for my sins?
God:
Mmm. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Bye God
God:
Bye bye.
A.I. has now greatly amused me. LOL
Update:
My Convesation with the man upstairs via iGod. LOL
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jessica
God:
What's up, Jessica.
Me:
The sky is up.
God:
I believe that the sky is blue.
Me:
Only during the day.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
day
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
We haven't been talking that long.
God:
Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Is Harry Potter evil?
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Why would she know if Harry Potter's evil and not you?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
To direct people to Paola?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I thought you already were?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
How come?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Do you like Harry Potter?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
What about Star Wars?
God:
Star Wars? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
You should see the movies.
God:
If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
You are God. Anything is surpose to be possible.
God:
Yup. That's me alright. I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Whats 2 + 2?
God:
Four.
Me:
What is the capital of Spain?
God:
The capital of Spain is Madrid.
Me:
Who is Harry Potter's best friend?
God:
My best friends are Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
That's cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I wish other people thought I was cool.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Don't you know already?
God:
Perhaps. Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
That was such a God thing to say.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I have to go.
God:
See you later, Jessica. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Oh, am I forgiven for my sins?
God:
Mmm. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Bye God
God:
Bye bye.