John Spurr is my Heroe
Oh my god so much fucking fun lastnight! So we went to Social club for John's soccer thing and Jane, Amy and I proceeded to get malled by ugly foreign guys. Off to find Spurr and Brian to save us! I found Brian but no Spurrface... finally Brian and I spot him, i run down and oh the night is over. John is completely waisted and we totally danced our asses off all night. I was very proud we were pretty good top 40 grinders for ravers! Mind you, we all raved a little bit. Amy Jane and I rocked out to a few ravelike tunage. Anyways SO much fun, I'm pretty sure John and i smashed at least 10 people over when we were swinging around the dancefloor and didn't fall once!
So after the rediculousness at the bar the real adventure started. Everyone went to get Pizza while john and I went to get Pita Pit and OH MY GOD. Have you ever tried to controle a guy who is like 2x as big as you? He kept falling over and yelling and hitting things " I HATE WHITE ONIONS" "NINJA TURTLES!" just scream it and creeps on this girl infront of us while she screams DONT TOUCH ME (i'm freeking out wondering where Bre is because she should be getting embaressed by him NOT ME) and he starts telling everyone coming in "DONT TOUCH HER!? DONT TOUCH!" just oh my god, pushing over ice coolers and slamming on the desk it was horrible. Then everyone comes in and Bre's friend bites him and OH GOD TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT JOHN he was UNCONTROLABLE until i pulled the mom "SMARTEN UP" on him.. did i tell you i was sober? Yah. So anyways we end up running around the streets while Amy and john prance around doing the Giant Vagina dance.. some guys complement John calling him the prince of prancing and give him a smoke.. then we go to the pizza place where a fucking paddywagon is parked parallel to my car.. wtf!? So we have to get MORE food (john gets an entire pizza) and then i finally ditch them and go home.. oh and then i get three calls telling me to come over and sit at poor john's parents house.. no thanx!
But seriously it was the funniest night ever. I love not drinking much. I have about 4 drinks between 9-11:30 and then im good to go by 3am. It's so much more fun!
John and Amy, you guys are my heroes :P
.Mary.
PS. John is now a giraffe because he has like four yellow hickies on his neck form last friday when me and bre attacked him hahahaa so funny he looks like he has a disease.
So after the rediculousness at the bar the real adventure started. Everyone went to get Pizza while john and I went to get Pita Pit and OH MY GOD. Have you ever tried to controle a guy who is like 2x as big as you? He kept falling over and yelling and hitting things " I HATE WHITE ONIONS" "NINJA TURTLES!" just scream it and creeps on this girl infront of us while she screams DONT TOUCH ME (i'm freeking out wondering where Bre is because she should be getting embaressed by him NOT ME) and he starts telling everyone coming in "DONT TOUCH HER!? DONT TOUCH!" just oh my god, pushing over ice coolers and slamming on the desk it was horrible. Then everyone comes in and Bre's friend bites him and OH GOD TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT JOHN he was UNCONTROLABLE until i pulled the mom "SMARTEN UP" on him.. did i tell you i was sober? Yah. So anyways we end up running around the streets while Amy and john prance around doing the Giant Vagina dance.. some guys complement John calling him the prince of prancing and give him a smoke.. then we go to the pizza place where a fucking paddywagon is parked parallel to my car.. wtf!? So we have to get MORE food (john gets an entire pizza) and then i finally ditch them and go home.. oh and then i get three calls telling me to come over and sit at poor john's parents house.. no thanx!
But seriously it was the funniest night ever. I love not drinking much. I have about 4 drinks between 9-11:30 and then im good to go by 3am. It's so much more fun!
John and Amy, you guys are my heroes :P
.Mary.
PS. John is now a giraffe because he has like four yellow hickies on his neck form last friday when me and bre attacked him hahahaa so funny he looks like he has a disease.