Mr. Brown can read Minds....
Hey bob....I'm freaked out! So I'm in Algebra and I'm daydreaming....I mean, how can I NOT day dream? I don't like math! I hate it with a strong passion and I truely believe that the only reason it was invented was to frustrate kids to a point where they want to crawl into a fetal position and die! But anyways....So I'm daydreaming....about romantic things......hot, sexy, sweaty, romantic things with Superman....(don't laugh, I love Superman and wish I were his love slave!)....and I hide it very well when I'm daydreaming in class (an advantage to having ADD). My ....*ahem* smutty daydream was coming to a climax when I heard "MISS RACHEL, get out you calculator." The way he spoke to me....and the way his piercing eyes were....well....peircing at me, it made me feel like he could see into my head and knew what I was thinking!!!!! I wanted to die right there! I thought he was gonna say something like "Save your dirty thoughts until after my class, you horny little loser!!!" next....but instead he said "when Jordan says 'go', use your caluclator to find the Sine of 130, alright?" Still....he still scares me, he's a cool guy...a great teacher....but I still think he reads minds. Everytime I start to daydream about something, he gives me a look...and I slump into my desk in despair.
That's one of my greatest fears....that someone will be able to look inside my head and know some of the darkest things I think about....and expose me for the monster that I really am.
......okay, mabe I'm being alittle overdramatic...and paranoid. I know God can read my thoughts...and I'm ashamed of some of the things that I think about because he KNOWS what I'm thinking about! But then I realize that he knows that I'm a growing, hormone-packed, human girl and it's okay to think about that kind of stuff as long as it doesn't interupt my life and as long as I don't act upon my impulses.......*sigh* I hate being a hopeless romantic....
But I never would act on impulse....I'm staying untouched until my wedding night! *snaps fingers with attitude*
Well, it was good to get that all out! Thanks for listening, Bob!
That's one of my greatest fears....that someone will be able to look inside my head and know some of the darkest things I think about....and expose me for the monster that I really am.
......okay, mabe I'm being alittle overdramatic...and paranoid. I know God can read my thoughts...and I'm ashamed of some of the things that I think about because he KNOWS what I'm thinking about! But then I realize that he knows that I'm a growing, hormone-packed, human girl and it's okay to think about that kind of stuff as long as it doesn't interupt my life and as long as I don't act upon my impulses.......*sigh* I hate being a hopeless romantic....
But I never would act on impulse....I'm staying untouched until my wedding night! *snaps fingers with attitude*
Well, it was good to get that all out! Thanks for listening, Bob!