INTENSE AWESOME IMMINENT!
You guys. YOU GUYS!
b_dsaint made me cover art. OMFG super awesome cover art for not one but TWO! TWO of my fics.
*dances like a maniac*
For The Price Of Pretty
Is that not the most ridiculously perfect photo of dom!Frankie? Can't you just see all kinds of wicked, devious thoughts in that dark gaze of his? And of course the ridiculous pretty of Gerard in his hot and awesome jacket with his perfect fucking hair. AND Gee performing at the VMAS in his kevlar vest which happened you know, right after he got all hot and naughty for Frankie in the dressing room. AND the quote across the top and the sorta metallic font andandand! I can't even. It's so awesome.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL THE AWESOME! That was just the beginning. Cos you know how I wrote that Pete/Mikey fic because of her awesome prompting powers (no not Show Me, or the ficlet or the other WIP one) but the one what I wrote for anon_lovefest when I didn't even know it was her prompt? She made me art for that one too!
For 10:32: Length of a Scandal
OMFG PETE'S FACE! HIS FUCKING STUPID FACE! How does this photograph even EXIST? It's like a photographer out there in the world suddenly had an epiphany and said "Hey Pete, what about those dick pics?" *CAMERA SNAP* The most perfect photo in the whole world!
And do you see the google search prompts? THAT IS REAL! Are you wondering WTF "pete wentz sex tape goodnight moon" means? WONDER NO MORE. Get thee over to this post and watch Pete Wentz pretend to have sex with some random chick and get his face slapped and then try really hard to act and fail completely. It's a short film. Which has a trailer. And the trailer is Pete's sex scene.
How does this film exist in the world? How is Pete Wentz real? What is this amazing discovery? This terrible art-wank student level piece of filmmaking which is only made watchable by all of the Wentzian shirtlessness! Seriously my sides hurt from laughing and my mouth is stretched from smiling. AND GUESS HOW LONG THE FILM IS? 10:31. I kid you not. WTF PETE? WTF?
And while you are on youtube why not treat yourself to all of the wondrous hilariousness of Pete being a MEDIA WHORE and bad-acting his way through One Tree Hill (poor poor Patrick!), dragging poor Ashlee down with him pretending to be drug dealers on CSI (at 3:35 he does jazz hands - THE MAN DOES FUCKING JAZZ HANDS ON CSI) and, I kid you not, the two of them being adorkably sincere on THE FUCKING DOG WHISPERER.
And how the fuck did I not know that Patrick Stump was on Law and Order? How did I not know this? The world is fucking BROKEN man. And of course Patrick pulls off the whole acting thing 10X better than Pete because the man can do everything except look his age. GUUUUYS OMG.
I AM JUST GOING TO ROLL AROUND IN ALL THIS AWESOME.
b_dsaint Sweetie, honey, sugar-plum I ADORE YOUR AWESOME FACE. THANKS FOR ALL THE PRETTY!!!
b_dsaint made me cover art. OMFG super awesome cover art for not one but TWO! TWO of my fics.
*dances like a maniac*
For The Price Of Pretty
Is that not the most ridiculously perfect photo of dom!Frankie? Can't you just see all kinds of wicked, devious thoughts in that dark gaze of his? And of course the ridiculous pretty of Gerard in his hot and awesome jacket with his perfect fucking hair. AND Gee performing at the VMAS in his kevlar vest which happened you know, right after he got all hot and naughty for Frankie in the dressing room. AND the quote across the top and the sorta metallic font andandand! I can't even. It's so awesome.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL THE AWESOME! That was just the beginning. Cos you know how I wrote that Pete/Mikey fic because of her awesome prompting powers (no not Show Me, or the ficlet or the other WIP one) but the one what I wrote for anon_lovefest when I didn't even know it was her prompt? She made me art for that one too!
For 10:32: Length of a Scandal
OMFG PETE'S FACE! HIS FUCKING STUPID FACE! How does this photograph even EXIST? It's like a photographer out there in the world suddenly had an epiphany and said "Hey Pete, what about those dick pics?" *CAMERA SNAP* The most perfect photo in the whole world!
And do you see the google search prompts? THAT IS REAL! Are you wondering WTF "pete wentz sex tape goodnight moon" means? WONDER NO MORE. Get thee over to this post and watch Pete Wentz pretend to have sex with some random chick and get his face slapped and then try really hard to act and fail completely. It's a short film. Which has a trailer. And the trailer is Pete's sex scene.
How does this film exist in the world? How is Pete Wentz real? What is this amazing discovery? This terrible art-wank student level piece of filmmaking which is only made watchable by all of the Wentzian shirtlessness! Seriously my sides hurt from laughing and my mouth is stretched from smiling. AND GUESS HOW LONG THE FILM IS? 10:31. I kid you not. WTF PETE? WTF?
And while you are on youtube why not treat yourself to all of the wondrous hilariousness of Pete being a MEDIA WHORE and bad-acting his way through One Tree Hill (poor poor Patrick!), dragging poor Ashlee down with him pretending to be drug dealers on CSI (at 3:35 he does jazz hands - THE MAN DOES FUCKING JAZZ HANDS ON CSI) and, I kid you not, the two of them being adorkably sincere on THE FUCKING DOG WHISPERER.
And how the fuck did I not know that Patrick Stump was on Law and Order? How did I not know this? The world is fucking BROKEN man. And of course Patrick pulls off the whole acting thing 10X better than Pete because the man can do everything except look his age. GUUUUYS OMG.
I AM JUST GOING TO ROLL AROUND IN ALL THIS AWESOME.
b_dsaint Sweetie, honey, sugar-plum I ADORE YOUR AWESOME FACE. THANKS FOR ALL THE PRETTY!!!