Yom Kiddur
At My House on Sunday Night, September 23rd, 2012...
Sweet Jewish Boyfriend: "Don't forget you have three more days!"
Me: "Until what?"
Sweet Jewish Boyfriend: "To let me know if I have in any way offended you so that I can ask for forgiveness."
Me: "Honey, you are the last person on this planet to have offended me! I can't even imagine... You are the sweetest boyfriend ever! I love you so much!"
Sweet Jewish Boyfriend: (hands on hips, in a gruff voice) "Well, fuck you, you fuckin' bitch!"
(...at which point I laughed so hard I almost stopped breathing.)
Have a blessed Yom Kippur!