The Succumbus Made Me Do It
I've found a real gem...
I mean, with a title like that who needs to read the back of the book? I seriously lawled. And I didn't think it could get any better (re: awful) until I read the product description.
Who Knew An Angel Could Get A Girl In So Much Devilish Trouble?
Jackie Brighton woke up in a Dumpster this morning, and her day has only gotten weirder. Her familiar B-cups have somehow become double Ds, her sex drive is insatiable, and apparently she had her first one-night stand ever...with a fallen angel. All she remembers is gorgeous Noah's oddly hypnotic blue eyes...and then a dark stranger whose bite transformed her into an immortal siren with a sexy Itch. With help from Noah, Jackie begins to adapt to her new lifestyle -- until she accidentally sends Noah into the deadly clutches of the vampire queen and lands herself in a fierce battle for an ancient halo with the queen's wickedly hot righthand man. Who just happens to be the vampire who originally bit her. How's a girl supposed to save the world when the enemy's so hard to resist?
Man, it must suck to wake up in a dumpster with an insatiable sexy ITCH. That must be so...so...insatiable (and gross). That'll teach you to fall for fallen angels. (I slay myself). Man, as if that wasn't enough to keep you entertained there's an evil vampire queen and an ancient halo of awesome. Or possibly of doom....who really knows? And a wickedly hot right-hand man...who just happens to be the original vamp who bit her. OH NOEZ, what is a girl to do? Guess you'll have to read the book and find out.....or not!
The sequel is called Succubi Like it Hot. I wish I was making this up. I really do....I couldn't make stuff up like this if I tried.
~Nox
I mean, with a title like that who needs to read the back of the book? I seriously lawled. And I didn't think it could get any better (re: awful) until I read the product description.
Who Knew An Angel Could Get A Girl In So Much Devilish Trouble?
Jackie Brighton woke up in a Dumpster this morning, and her day has only gotten weirder. Her familiar B-cups have somehow become double Ds, her sex drive is insatiable, and apparently she had her first one-night stand ever...with a fallen angel. All she remembers is gorgeous Noah's oddly hypnotic blue eyes...and then a dark stranger whose bite transformed her into an immortal siren with a sexy Itch. With help from Noah, Jackie begins to adapt to her new lifestyle -- until she accidentally sends Noah into the deadly clutches of the vampire queen and lands herself in a fierce battle for an ancient halo with the queen's wickedly hot righthand man. Who just happens to be the vampire who originally bit her. How's a girl supposed to save the world when the enemy's so hard to resist?
Man, it must suck to wake up in a dumpster with an insatiable sexy ITCH. That must be so...so...insatiable (and gross). That'll teach you to fall for fallen angels. (I slay myself). Man, as if that wasn't enough to keep you entertained there's an evil vampire queen and an ancient halo of awesome. Or possibly of doom....who really knows? And a wickedly hot right-hand man...who just happens to be the original vamp who bit her. OH NOEZ, what is a girl to do? Guess you'll have to read the book and find out.....or not!
The sequel is called Succubi Like it Hot. I wish I was making this up. I really do....I couldn't make stuff up like this if I tried.
~Nox