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Bloody Gondor. I've not even been here for a full day and already some unseasonable hailing phenomenon has started.
Anyway, there's some sort of war going on. Ahahaha. I didn't start it! I deserve hearty congratulations, I think.
:)
Oh look, a letter.
Dear Lady Eowyn, Princess of Ithilien and Former King of Mother Rohan and Associated Holdings, etc,
If you hadn't abdicated this whole fucking mess wouldn't have started. Thanks.
Regards,
Susymir
President of the "For Eru's Sake, Keep John's Puppets Out of Positions of Power" Coalition
Cute. It's true; we'd be at war with the Shire instead. God, I always wanted to do that. Regarding this war, I'm not on anyone's side right now, though I reserve the right to senselessly hack someone up if I get bored. In other words, I should probably find a good book to read, or, failing that, someone relatively low-maintenance whom I can lure into my bed. Or I could take up knitting again. I liked knitting.
Saw Uncle Theo yesterday. He's courting one of our ancestors. She's younger than me, though. I don't know anymore.
Anyway, there's some sort of war going on. Ahahaha. I didn't start it! I deserve hearty congratulations, I think.
:)
Oh look, a letter.
Dear Lady Eowyn, Princess of Ithilien and Former King of Mother Rohan and Associated Holdings, etc,
If you hadn't abdicated this whole fucking mess wouldn't have started. Thanks.
Regards,
Susymir
President of the "For Eru's Sake, Keep John's Puppets Out of Positions of Power" Coalition
Cute. It's true; we'd be at war with the Shire instead. God, I always wanted to do that. Regarding this war, I'm not on anyone's side right now, though I reserve the right to senselessly hack someone up if I get bored. In other words, I should probably find a good book to read, or, failing that, someone relatively low-maintenance whom I can lure into my bed. Or I could take up knitting again. I liked knitting.
Saw Uncle Theo yesterday. He's courting one of our ancestors. She's younger than me, though. I don't know anymore.