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[ladyeowyn]

Um, so, here I am in Eogond! Lovely. Soggy fields, amusing street urchins, Death to the Rohan Opressors posters everywhere you look... Except for the lack of grass, horses, and outdoor toilets, I feel right at home

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[arwenundomiel]

ooooh! you have sneezed! you had better have some tea. i can put some elvish medicine in it.

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[ladyeowyn]

That's very kind of you. :) I'd hate to get sick.

...elvish medicine?

[arwenundomiel]

oh, you know....herbs, organic things....it will ensure you have a good night's sleep.

maybe you should lie down! *pats the bed*

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[ladyeowyn]

Um. *sits down*

That's a very nice dr--outfit you're wearing. Very...strappy. Is it comfortable?

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[arwenundomiel]

*gives tea in SPILL-PROOF CUP*

*leerssmiles*

you are soooo....perceptive! i was begining to feel a teensy bit uncomfortable, yes! fotunately, that is something easily remedied.

*shimmies out of it*

[ladyeowyn]

O_O

*averts eyes and gulps tea*

[arwenundomiel]

*bounces excitedly and waits*

you're so pretty, eowyn.

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[ladyeowyn]

Oh? *blushes deeply*

*gulp gulp*

[arwenundomiel]

you know, you should probably take those pantyhose off. they are like, opressors of strong females,...or something.

*leans in closer*

[ladyeowyn]

*finishes tea*

That's, um, really good tea. Wow.

*takes off hose*

Actually it's getting like really hot in here, isn't it? *unbuttons blouse absentmindedly*

[arwenundomiel]

*heart pounds*

*attackofconscience*

omg eowyn i drugged your tea because i want to shag you i'm sorry please don't stab me to bloody death!!!

*stares at your boobs*

*hides behind pillow*

i feel woozy

[ladyeowyn]

Bema on a toasting rack, why didn't you just say so?

*leans over and kisses*

i feel like i just slipped you a roofie. oh, wait...

[arwenundomiel]

*is kissed*

hhsssaagkdfjdd! *pants*

but!but!but! i don't want to take advant- whoa ho ho! is that your tongue on my neck or did i smoke way to much crack? oh, wait..

*sgssddsdfjk melts*

hehehehe

[ladyeowyn]

*grabs in take-charge-y shieldmaiden way*

*tasteful fade-to-black*

*winks over the credits*

[arwenundomiel]

>;)