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Holy shit. All I did was take a walk across the Bruinen, and, like, on the road to Bree there was this horde of orcs or ringwraiths or something, and, um, they hit me with swords and stuff. It kind of hurt. A lot.
I think I'm dead again. I've been dead before, but I didn't go to the Halls of Mandos that time because the Valar put me on a boat in the sky with my husband and stuff. It was less crowded, but boring. And stuff.
But like, there are dwarves swinging on chandeliers, and I want out!!
Hey... is that Pippin over there talking to N
I think I'm dead again. I've been dead before, but I didn't go to the Halls of Mandos that time because the Valar put me on a boat in the sky with my husband and stuff. It was less crowded, but boring. And stuff.
But like, there are dwarves swinging on chandeliers, and I want out!!
Hey... is that Pippin over there talking to N