Pirate Jokes
I'm looking for FUNNY pirate jokes. I did a google search, but most of them are pretty stupid. So if you have one, share it. Oh, and please, no jokes that depend on an elongated R. They've been done to death!
Here are some I found;
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer
What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch.
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Here are some I found;
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer
What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch.
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!