FIC: Swords, Shimmies, Sausages, and Other Distractions

[ladydreamer]

Title: Swords, Shimmies, Sausages, and Other Distractions
Pair: Klaine
Word Count: ~1675
Spoilers: Through 3.04
Summary: Our little baby penguin brings all the boys to the yard. Plus Brittany.
Author’s Note: Just trying to make myself feel better.

Comments

[morgan_d]

I loved this so much. Poor Kurt, too sexy for his own good. (Really, with friends like that...)

[ladydreamer]

I want to believe they're sekritly perving on him. Because that's better than the alternative.

[honorarymaraudr]

Lol, poor Kurt. Blaine should really reconsider about Mike though-- hasn't he seen those abs? ;)

[ladydreamer]

His sexfulness, it is a burden.

I haven't decided if Blainers is the type to suggest a threesome. Usually in fic, I have him be the one to bring it up. Lol. Blaine Anderson. Dapper by day, perv by night.

[mimiheart]

The true story behind the story.

New headcanon. :D

[ladydreamer]

It is my deep desire to see people realize what a hotass Kurt is on the show.

[mimiheart]

Acknowledging truth would be nice, yes. Boy done gone and grew up.

[ice_flow]

So true. Although, I do think that Mike's definitely caught on with his "distracting" comment to kurt...LOL

[joyasaurus_rex]

kajsdfklasdfjklasdfadsf; oh my god, LADYDREAMER (is your name Jenny? can i just call you Jenny? would that be awkward? let me know if that's awkward). ASLDKFJSA;DFLDLKAFJ DIS. FIC. OMG. adsklfsaj i liveblogged my reading of it (cause i'm me) but oaklsdfj where to begin. where to begin

[joyasaurus_rex]

omg this comment is long :| i regret nothing, but damn. DAMN.

[ladydreamer]

Long comments are love. :PPPP

[ladydreamer]

There is literary criticism of my ficlet :D

[fara1903]

That made me smile, especially the end!

[ladydreamer]

Thank you. I'm glad.