Edited-I found it.
I dug through my dj archives, found, and updated this filk (which is, no worries, the last one I have on hand). We get a lot of Snily love here. This is for the slashers. who at this point have to be completely delusional, but that's okay
Here I'm filking Sk8erboi by Avril Lavigne. I alternate between "he and he," partially to make fun of Avril, who is outpunked by moldly cottage cheese and the entire state of Oklahoma. This is the love story between Remus and Severus. Can I make it any more obvious? When it starts out with, He was A Gryffindor, it then switches to Severus because in the song it goes, he was a skater boy, then she.... except for the end, where I hope it's clear. Of course those of use who write slash love scenes know how irritating the "he and he" thing can get but anyway. Enjoy.
Gryffiwhore
He was a boy
He was a boy
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a Wolf
He did Dark Arts
What more can I say?
He wanted him
He'd never tell, secretly he wanted him as well
But all of his friends
Made fun of his nose
They had a problem with his patched up clothes
He was a Gryffindor
He said get away you whore
He wasn't good enough for him
He had a rotten life
And his head was full of strife
He needed to come back down to earth
20 years from now
He sits at home
Brewing in the dungeon he's all alone
He gets an owl
Guess what he reads
Gryffiwhore in poverty
He'd ring up his friends
But they are all dead
He is left with
Regrets and a grudge to tow
He tags along
Stands in the Hall
Looks over at man that he turned down
He was a Gryffindor
He asked what do you want me for
He knew he wasn't good enough for him
Now he's a professor
Gentle as ever
Does your sour face see what he's worth?
He was a Slytherin
Accosted by the Wolf's friends
They said he wasn't good enough for him
Now they are secret spies
Pretending they're some other guys
Does your wearied face see what he's worth?
He was afraid that he had missed out
With some luck that Wolf found out
He wanted more than a good friend
This is how the story ends
Something he did made him see,
See the man that Wolf could be
There is more that meets the eye
They see the souls that are inside
He's just a Wolf
And he's just a man
Can I make it any more obvious?
They are in love
Haven't you heard?
How they rock each others world
He's with the Gryffiwhore
He said see you later heart
I'll be back here when you come home
I'll be with the Death Eaters soon
Learning their secrets so
We can be together, you know
He's with the Slytherin
He said see you later friend
I'll be back here when you come home
I'll be with the wolfpack and
Leading our revolution
But I'll come back to you, you know
omg their love is so espionage
Here I'm filking Sk8erboi by Avril Lavigne. I alternate between "he and he," partially to make fun of Avril, who is outpunked by moldly cottage cheese and the entire state of Oklahoma. This is the love story between Remus and Severus. Can I make it any more obvious? When it starts out with, He was A Gryffindor, it then switches to Severus because in the song it goes, he was a skater boy, then she.... except for the end, where I hope it's clear. Of course those of use who write slash love scenes know how irritating the "he and he" thing can get but anyway. Enjoy.
Gryffiwhore
He was a boy
He was a boy
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a Wolf
He did Dark Arts
What more can I say?
He wanted him
He'd never tell, secretly he wanted him as well
But all of his friends
Made fun of his nose
They had a problem with his patched up clothes
He was a Gryffindor
He said get away you whore
He wasn't good enough for him
He had a rotten life
And his head was full of strife
He needed to come back down to earth
20 years from now
He sits at home
Brewing in the dungeon he's all alone
He gets an owl
Guess what he reads
Gryffiwhore in poverty
He'd ring up his friends
But they are all dead
He is left with
Regrets and a grudge to tow
He tags along
Stands in the Hall
Looks over at man that he turned down
He was a Gryffindor
He asked what do you want me for
He knew he wasn't good enough for him
Now he's a professor
Gentle as ever
Does your sour face see what he's worth?
He was a Slytherin
Accosted by the Wolf's friends
They said he wasn't good enough for him
Now they are secret spies
Pretending they're some other guys
Does your wearied face see what he's worth?
He was afraid that he had missed out
With some luck that Wolf found out
He wanted more than a good friend
This is how the story ends
Something he did made him see,
See the man that Wolf could be
There is more that meets the eye
They see the souls that are inside
He's just a Wolf
And he's just a man
Can I make it any more obvious?
They are in love
Haven't you heard?
How they rock each others world
He's with the Gryffiwhore
He said see you later heart
I'll be back here when you come home
I'll be with the Death Eaters soon
Learning their secrets so
We can be together, you know
He's with the Slytherin
He said see you later friend
I'll be back here when you come home
I'll be with the wolfpack and
Leading our revolution
But I'll come back to you, you know
omg their love is so espionage