Dipshit Evopsycho Article
Let Mens be Mens!
Why is it that Science! keeps coming out with new articles to try to prove that the stereotypes and social values that we hold are actually biologically based? Do they not realize how fucking transparent that is? They've been doing it at least since the middle of the 19th Century when they got their great big boner for Darwin and used that to justify the shit out of horrific racism and studying sexual deviants and other 'throwbacks.'
So women can naturally get in sync with others' emotions by reading facial expressions, interpreting tone of voice and other nonverbal emotional cues.
Only neurotypical women exist. Everyone on the spectrum can stop pretending to be female.
To a man, this is the most natural response in the world, so he's dismayed by how betrayed his wife or girlfriend feels when she sees him eyeing another woman.
And because it's "natural," there's no reason why we should expect them to be even remotely discreet in oogling other women to protect our worthless feelings. Stop hatin' wimmins! It's not like they have higher brain functions that allow them to learn things above their biology.
Their visual brain circuits are always on the lookout for fertile mates.
Which is why there are no gay men… or why mpreg exists!
The female brain is driven to seek security and reliability in a potential mate before she has sex. But a male brain is fueled to mate and mate again.
Ohhhh, and here I thought it was just the heterosexism and slut shaming we've all be taught since birth!
Until, that is, he mates for life
And then cheats.
Lust and love collide and he's hooked.
wut
These hormonal changes make him more likely to help with the baby.
This is not what 16 and Pregnant has taught me.
And a word to the wise for all the young mothers who are reluctant to let your husbands hold and care for your newborn. The more hands-on care a father gives his infant, the more his brain aligns with the role of fatherhood. So, hand over the baby.
Yeah, I figured it was the mother’s fault that the refer to it as “babysitting” when the father is taking care of his own damn kids.
Also, “so” is a conjunction and not a proper transition for the beginning of the sentence.
Although men have earned the reputation for being more stoic than women, they actually have stronger emotional reactions than we do. They just don't show it very often.
Awww, poor mens.
The repeated practice of hiding his emotions gives men the classic poker face.
Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my POKER FACE!
With practice and because of the way their brains are wired, men use their analytical brain structures, not their emotional ones, to find a solution.
Forget what we said about men being ruled by their groin before and unable to not look at boobies. Their analytical brain structure use is superior to their emotional structures. They're WIRED that way. Women, on the other hand, are emotional, irrational nuts.
When you're telling your husband your problem and he tries to solve it instead of hearing you out, you may think he's being insensitive.
Obviously, he couldn’t just be insensitive. Stop hatin’ on your mens, laydeez!
Sixty percent of divorces in couples over the age of 50 are initiated by women, leaving their husbands shell-shocked and devastated.
POOR MENS OMG HOW COULD THEY DO IT TO THEM??? HOW???
The woman who wrote this looks like Grace Adler.
Why is it that Science! keeps coming out with new articles to try to prove that the stereotypes and social values that we hold are actually biologically based? Do they not realize how fucking transparent that is? They've been doing it at least since the middle of the 19th Century when they got their great big boner for Darwin and used that to justify the shit out of horrific racism and studying sexual deviants and other 'throwbacks.'
So women can naturally get in sync with others' emotions by reading facial expressions, interpreting tone of voice and other nonverbal emotional cues.
Only neurotypical women exist. Everyone on the spectrum can stop pretending to be female.
To a man, this is the most natural response in the world, so he's dismayed by how betrayed his wife or girlfriend feels when she sees him eyeing another woman.
And because it's "natural," there's no reason why we should expect them to be even remotely discreet in oogling other women to protect our worthless feelings. Stop hatin' wimmins! It's not like they have higher brain functions that allow them to learn things above their biology.
Their visual brain circuits are always on the lookout for fertile mates.
Which is why there are no gay men… or why mpreg exists!
The female brain is driven to seek security and reliability in a potential mate before she has sex. But a male brain is fueled to mate and mate again.
Ohhhh, and here I thought it was just the heterosexism and slut shaming we've all be taught since birth!
Until, that is, he mates for life
And then cheats.
Lust and love collide and he's hooked.
wut
These hormonal changes make him more likely to help with the baby.
This is not what 16 and Pregnant has taught me.
And a word to the wise for all the young mothers who are reluctant to let your husbands hold and care for your newborn. The more hands-on care a father gives his infant, the more his brain aligns with the role of fatherhood. So, hand over the baby.
Yeah, I figured it was the mother’s fault that the refer to it as “babysitting” when the father is taking care of his own damn kids.
Also, “so” is a conjunction and not a proper transition for the beginning of the sentence.
Although men have earned the reputation for being more stoic than women, they actually have stronger emotional reactions than we do. They just don't show it very often.
Awww, poor mens.
The repeated practice of hiding his emotions gives men the classic poker face.
Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my POKER FACE!
Click to viewWith practice and because of the way their brains are wired, men use their analytical brain structures, not their emotional ones, to find a solution.
Forget what we said about men being ruled by their groin before and unable to not look at boobies. Their analytical brain structure use is superior to their emotional structures. They're WIRED that way. Women, on the other hand, are emotional, irrational nuts.
When you're telling your husband your problem and he tries to solve it instead of hearing you out, you may think he's being insensitive.
Obviously, he couldn’t just be insensitive. Stop hatin’ on your mens, laydeez!
Sixty percent of divorces in couples over the age of 50 are initiated by women, leaving their husbands shell-shocked and devastated.
POOR MENS OMG HOW COULD THEY DO IT TO THEM??? HOW???
The woman who wrote this looks like Grace Adler.